A mixture of shit, blood, and ejaculation that dribbles from an anus for upto a day after recieving anal sex. The anus is not able to contain it's fluids so will leak until the shlepola is either gone, or the anus tightens before that. The speed at which the anus tightens is greatly effected by the circumfrence of the penis.
Shlepola can be identified by as a dark brown-red snail trail figure down somebodies pant leg, starting close to the anus. It is also common to be able to smell the shlepola when close enough to the source.
If you are able to collect an ounce of your shlepola and have either you or your partner injest it, a small, slimy troll like creature will crawl out within the week and give you a half hour of any sexual favors you or your partner ask.
Shlepola can be identified by as a dark brown-red snail trail figure down somebodies pant leg, starting close to the anus. It is also common to be able to smell the shlepola when close enough to the source.
If you are able to collect an ounce of your shlepola and have either you or your partner injest it, a small, slimy troll like creature will crawl out within the week and give you a half hour of any sexual favors you or your partner ask.
My shlepola leakage was so intense that i had to resort to jamming 20 cottonballs in my anus and was only able to retrieve 15.
by pissfacehamsterlicker December 6, 2011
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by misterrjd October 21, 2011
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by Robert Carlson February 5, 2003
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Sheep in this sense is not referring to sheep the animal, but to a concept of the word that describes the bandwagon/mob/slave mentality. When a person is doing a sheeptivity, they are doing something that is confined within the limits of his/her social thought. As a result, they are doing activities that are highly predictable. So basically, appropriating or conforming to cultural rituals could be referred to as sheeptivities.
Sheep in this sense is not referring to sheep the animal, but to a concept of the word that describes the bandwagon/mob/slave mentality. When a person is doing a sheeptivity, they are doing something that is confined within the limits of his/her social thought. As a result, they are doing activities that are highly predictable. So basically, appropriating or conforming to cultural rituals could be referred to as sheeptivities.
Ned: Hey, wanna go for a dinner and a movie tomorrow night?
Sally: That’s such a sheeptivity Ted…I mean Ned…Everyone does it, and everyone does it all the time. We’ve been dating for only 14 days, given that time span, shouldn’t we be doing extraordinary things right now?
Sally: That’s such a sheeptivity Ted…I mean Ned…Everyone does it, and everyone does it all the time. We’ve been dating for only 14 days, given that time span, shouldn’t we be doing extraordinary things right now?
by platonymous May 22, 2014
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by Harrisonbecausehesbadass May 19, 2017
Get the Shleeter mug.I Spot Slept last night; woke up at 2am then went back to sleep at 3:30am then woke up again at 5am and went back to sleep at 7am.
by funzin2010 November 2, 2010
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"I slept like a log last night."
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"I slept like a log last night."
"I slept well last night."
"I slept like a baby!"
"That was some awesome sleep!"
"Hey! How did you sleep last night?"
"I slept like coarse woody debris last night."
"No way! That's awesome."
"I slept like coarse woody debris last night."
"No way! That's awesome."
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