sheeda

-the smartest, coolest, prettiest and most talented person on earth

"i love sheeda sm she's perfect"

by chaeyuli April 27, 2021

supa shleep

Someone thats supa awake but supa tired at the same time

Bruh i went skeet skeet and now im supa shleep

by Pretty magical September 2, 2017

I'm Shleep

Say this when a nigga or a thot say or do some dumb ass shit that you don't fuck with.

Tyrone: "Bruh I swear Jamal's ass be lookin fine tonight."
Andre: " Hell nah nigga I ain't bout that gay shit. I'm shleep."

by Whip Da Uzi Out December 8, 2016

Shledium

When its not quite a shlong

I would'nt say it was a shlong... more of a shledium.

by SPark12 February 24, 2005

Shleep

When someone roasts you or someone else and makes you question your existence. Can also be used when a person says something or does something so dumb it makes you figuratively die.

John: Yo that that guy over there was just trying to toast a waffle and lit himself on fire

Grant: Hahahaha bruh I'm shleep

by shleepgod February 26, 2017

Shlerd

A unique mixture of shit, vomit and cum. Often with a hint of piss.

Timmy: "Mom I "shlerded" in my pants again.
Mom: "Don't worry I'll clean it all up, AGAIN."

by Shlerdman August 12, 2017

shneeds

A replacement for the word need that makes your sentence shorter

Sean: Yo, Jordan you gotta taste this trash ass smoothie
Jordan: I don shneeds
Or
*saily shows Julie some gum
Saily: you shneeds?

by Saucy_Slave May 22, 2020