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Shlarpality

An extinct type 2.74 civilization that met it's end in the Sombrero Galaxy about 2.7 million years ago. These species would have looked similiar to the Schplarbo (from Will McDaniel's video about trying candy from other dimensions). Their ruins could still be found. Decaying Space-Ports and Dyson Spheres along as very exploded and mined out planets.
"Some Scientists say that Shlarpality would have been friends with Vermicious Knids if they weren't evil bitches"
"Shlarpality is native to the planet, Otulp, a frozen hell-hole with acid-rain"
"Shlarpality would have spoken telepathically and been a territorial species that would have likely killed humanity if they were alive while our lifetimes."
by Korkos Breadsofis June 5, 2021
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sharpavian

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shlampa

Shlampa means whore in German. People say mushy (with mean Vigina or pussy) shlampa. So Vigina whore
I hate that girl Kaycera. She is a total mushy shlampa!
by Jessica Goleswick September 18, 2016
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shlampa

Shlampa is a German word for whore. Another German word is mushy which means vigina. They go perfect together mushy Shlampa
I hate that Kaycera girl! She is a total Mushy Shlampa!
by Jessica Goleswick September 18, 2016
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shlarpin

My shlarpin friend got major poon.
by Sjdhdjd February 2, 2017
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Shlurpadoo

The technique of slurping up pussy like you do with ramen
Damn bro last night my girl was so wet I had to shlurpadoo when I ate her out
by Jcv23 November 19, 2017
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Sharpaystan

formally known as ladydraculaura sharpaystan is a tik toker with 1.5 thousand followers he goes by he/they and they’re known for posting funny videos with text over them
“Sharpaystan is so funny
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