shitliture

Literature that you read while on the shitter

Bob : Great Chipotle right?

Jim : Yea but I am going to pay for it later, going to be reading lots of shitliture tonight

by El Bonerino June 16, 2010

Shillin

Putting someone on or promoting their stock picks for their own benefit.

Yo! Hommie is shillin his stocks again.

I be shillin $AMC all day.

by KingOfTibet September 15, 2022

Shitlib

Someone who identifies as progressive and parrots meaningless and inconsequential identity politics, but is economically very firmly right wing. Shitlibs believe that the mainstream media is infallible, that large internet corporations shouldn't be subject to any restrictions by the government, that putting issues like labor rights, the cost of living, and healthcare over racism and sexism in terms of priorities is dangerous, that Joe Biden is beneficial to the working classes, and that the American democratic party is a beacon of goodness and morality. If you point out that none of those views are progressive, left wing, or just plain true in any way, shitlibs will tell you that you're a right winger and/or a Russian agent. Shitlibs are essentially exceptionally committed neolibs.

A shitlib is basically a conservative who likes dressing up his/her/their conservative politics with nonsensical liberal-sounding buzzwords.

by RandomAnonymouseUD February 17, 2023

shitlicker

an undesireable person. a derrogatory term used to express discontent.

That guy is a wicked shitlicker.

by nick May 6, 2005

Shillington, PA

Shi-town.
Shittown.
Shilly.
A town in Berks County, PA.
You're most likely from Mifflin, bitch.

Boy 1: Yo, where you from?
Boy 2: Yah know. shillington, pa. shilly.
Boy 1:Nice brah.

by lolatyoubitch February 28, 2011

King's shilling

The British army wage, formerly, a shilling a day.

Earn the King's Shilling, lad.

by Kung-Fu Jesus April 30, 2004

Shillington

A flabby, bowling-ball-like organism. Has a penchant for Diet Cokes(TM) and has the mental capacity of a four year old. In fact, these creatures have the remarkable ability to remain four years old for their entire lives. Has a zealot/follower mentality and will immediately devote them self to the meatiest, brawniest person in it's vicinity.

Prima: What's with that immature kid?
Secunda: Oh him? He's a Shillington, always following that muscleguy

A Shillington is analogous to a wannabe meathead

by PhDoctor December 5, 2010