shithouse poet

1. One who speaks made up poetry to you while you are sitting in the bathroom.
2. One who writes made up poetry on the bathroom walls.

I am the shithouse poet, as if you didn't know it... I came here to sit and think, but alas all i've done is shit and stink.

by Johnny July 16, 2004

shithouse reporter

A news or current affairs' reporter/journalist who has shown through the many stories that they have done that they really really suck at their job.

(insert name here) is a real shithouse reporter

by the_chocolate_juggernaut August 3, 2007

shithoused

drunk out of your mind

I'm so shithoused I don't even remember my name!

by Lindzy August 1, 2003

shiteous

A combination of shit and hideous.

Mary's new out is shiteous.

by Aaronnyc89 April 17, 2007

shitious

The feeling of not feeling so good. Feeling shitty but with a more sophisticated expression.

After eating that McDirty Burger, Tom is feeling quite shitious.

by Paul H. January 5, 2009

shithouse crazy

A state of crazy that is beyond repair. The most severe form of crazy.

Look at Francy. She has gone shithouse crazy!

by studstud October 22, 2011

spitious

Word created by Ethan Dolan in his attempt to embarrass his twin brother Grayson. He says it is something that causes sudden urge to spit.

The way you just made eye contact with me was spitious.

Back in Jersey and the fall vibes are spitious.

by justadolanstan October 20, 2017