shittylog

When you take a shit and it all comes out in one big strand. Often looks like a log. It may also be tought to get it down the little hole in the bottom of the toilet.
WARNING: DO NOT TOUCH IT!

Hey willie, check out that "shittylog"

by Mic August 5, 2004

shiftpoop

A poop taken while on the job. The best time there is to do it because you're getting paid to poop!

Bill: Man I took a nice poop the other day.

Bob: No way it can compare to my shiftpoop today. I got paid 10 bucks to do it!

by capnhook July 30, 2010

shittypants switchypants

The act begins with two lovers each individually shitting their pants. They then remove and trade pants, quickly putting on the others' steaming shitty pants. This is followed by an extended period of dry humping.

Burt: Yo dude, I owe you a new pair of pants.
Will: Why what happened?
Burt: Last night me and that stripper I brought home played shittypants switchypants with your new jeans.
Will: Dickhead.

by German Shyster May 24, 2007

Shiftymoose

-a large deer like animal that sells intoxicating substances to small children.

-an asshat that trolls internet forums

My child stole my money to buy marujuana from that Shiftymoose.

dude why do you have to act like a shiftymoose while posting on my thread?

by John..... August 23, 2006

shittooed

To get unbelievably drunk.

"Dude, we went out the other night, and Ben drank like 10 tequila shots and got totally shittooed"

by Jenna Mitchell July 3, 2008

shittystomp

When one steps in dog excrement and has cleaned most of it off, there is often an excrement-residue stomp to remove the last particles.

Dude, you totally shittystomped that building! I can still see the print!

by sonofsparta January 30, 2009

r/shittymoviedetails

A subreddit that finds shitty movie details

Person 1:What's your favorite subreddit
Person 2:r/shittymoviedetails

by I can't concentrate October 12, 2019