by DaveArmadillo October 3, 2008
Get the Shitcuntmug. by awesome person with a big dick September 16, 2019
Get the ShitCuntmug. Normally used when a friend lets you down, or acts particularty "cunty"
Why didn't you lock the door at 25 Wilfred st last night?? We got robbed. Brett, you're such a shitcunt!
Also used when bitches whore it up every weekend.
Why didn't you lock the door at 25 Wilfred st last night?? We got robbed. Brett, you're such a shitcunt!
Also used when bitches whore it up every weekend.
When bitches whore up every weekend
"Did you hear what becky did in the weekend she was such a shitcunt giving barry a blow in the garage, and screwing peter in the mad cow toilets"
"Why didn't you lock the door at 25 Wilfred st last night?? We got robbed. Brett, you're such a shitcunt!"
"Did you hear what becky did in the weekend she was such a shitcunt giving barry a blow in the garage, and screwing peter in the mad cow toilets"
"Why didn't you lock the door at 25 Wilfred st last night?? We got robbed. Brett, you're such a shitcunt!"
by yeh1234123123 September 19, 2009
Get the Shitcuntmug. When a man is making love to a women via anal, the woman shits on his dick. The man proceeds to have vaginal sex with the woman. She is now a shitcunt.
by CuntBasher April 20, 2018
Get the Shitcuntmug. When You've Just Had A Shit.. You Wipe Forwards Towards Your Womanly Parts! And You End Up With Shit.. In Your Cunt.. Shitcunt!
by Anii. Louiise. September 29, 2007
Get the Shitcuntmug. by Freddiep September 19, 2015
Get the Shitcuntmug. 1.When you're shit out of luck, at your literal lowest point, when it seems like the whole world is against you and nothing can get any worse.
2. A really, really bad big time disappointment.
3. When you've been utterly, totally cunted by someone or some life event.
2. A really, really bad big time disappointment.
3. When you've been utterly, totally cunted by someone or some life event.
a, Larry: "Hey what's the matter?"
John: "My wife left me, I lost my job and now ma damn dog's run away."
Larry: "Man you got the shitcunt blues."
b, I just missed my train to work. Now my boss is gonna dock my pay and I won't be able to afford to go to that titty bar this weekend. Jeez I got the shitcunt blues so baaaad.
c, I just found out my girlfriend's been banging my dad for the last six months. Now I got the shitcunt blues so bad I'm gonna sink a crate of bud and go self harm to some emo music.
John: "My wife left me, I lost my job and now ma damn dog's run away."
Larry: "Man you got the shitcunt blues."
b, I just missed my train to work. Now my boss is gonna dock my pay and I won't be able to afford to go to that titty bar this weekend. Jeez I got the shitcunt blues so baaaad.
c, I just found out my girlfriend's been banging my dad for the last six months. Now I got the shitcunt blues so bad I'm gonna sink a crate of bud and go self harm to some emo music.
by munkeylegend December 8, 2013
Get the Shitcunt bluesmug.