shit slapper

A nome with an intense lust to slap your shit repeatedly until he orgasms in which he then proceeds to eat it and jump back into your yard.

Man that g-nome was a real shit slapper. I don't even need a toilet.

by allahu Ackbar May 5, 2017

That shit slaps!

That's awesome!

That mac n cheese is delicious. That shit slaps!

by Lauren that girl 135 July 17, 2020

Damn man, This shit slaps!

Explanation 1: When you're referring to a very nice song/music.
Explanation 2: You just got slapped by a c h i l d.

1: Damn man, This shit slaps!

2: Agreed my guy, I also am lovin' it.

by nonexistentturtle December 7, 2021

Shit fucking slaps

When something is so good, that good isn't a good enough word.

This shit fucking slaps.
Have you heard her new song? Shit fucking slaps.

by _ashiix August 14, 2020

TALK SHIT GET SLAPPED

a unwanted vocalization resulting in repercussive slappage.

Think you are not going to have to work this weekend? Talk Shit Get Slapped!

by Junior Jelly Giant September 27, 2017

Don't shit in the hand that slaps you

To have respect for those who control your manners, paycheck, and just plain the way you act.

Such as.... 1) don't shit in the hand that slaps you as in your parents because they slap you with that hand by controlling your existence. 2) don't shit in the hand that slaps you as in your boss or supervisor because they control raises at review time and promotional futures. 3) don't shit in the hand that slaps you if of your wife or girlfriend because, well, we all know what she does with that hand don't we?

by OverHung October 31, 2011

shitslap

the act of farting into ones own cupped hand and quickly shoving the stench into an unsuspecting victims nostrils. Must be done quickly so as to not lose farts potency

"I was watching tv and minding my own bidness when Shawn straight shitslapped me!"

by Madamasselle March 1, 2003