Shit Sandwich

Something someone may be said to eat if they were to:
1) fall unmercifully in a painful crash
2) lose miserably at a game or contest
3) fail terribly at an assigned task

1) Holy christ, that guy just ate a shit sandwich!
2) What Bill Buckner did for the Red Sox. Bill ate a shit sandwich.
3) The Repubclican guard feasted on shit sandwiches

by Anonymous April 10, 2003

Shit Sandwich

A nickname used to refer to someone whose teeth are blackened at the gum line with decay.

Holy crap Keith, his mouth looks like he just finished a Shit Sandwich.

by Rebeckletits February 1, 2008

Shit Sandwich

Placing toilet paper down before taking a shit to prevent skidmarks on the toilet bowl.

I had to shit at my girlfriend's house and didn't want to leave skidmarks oin her toilet, so I simply laid down some toilet paper to make a shit sandwich.

by Al Pow January 15, 2010

Shit Sandwich

What you call food that a restaurant worker has done something unsavory to. (I.e. Spitting in it)

That server spit in my roast beef. Now it tastes like a shit sandwich.

by revolution2424 February 6, 2015

Shit Sandwich

Being forced to accept an extremely unpleasant situation as part of a bargain.

I like Windows well enough, but I wish Microsoft wouldn't force-feed me that shit sandwich Internet Explorer along with it. It's a bloated memory hog and a security risk, and you can't even remove the damn thing.

by Logic316us April 8, 2008

Shit Sandwich

Life is like a shit sandwich.The more bread you have,the less shit you'll have to eat! For Charlie Ferrari R.I.P.

shit sandwich,life ,shit,eat,bread

by J.FordO January 7, 2007

Texas Shit Sandwich

A dehydrated piece of dog feces layered between two pieces of moldy white bread.

Typically served in a plastic container by policemen to homeless people

I think your going to have eat a Texas shit sandwich.

by Pheecees September 7, 2019