Skip to main content

Shit on my cock 

You gotta get a boner and twist it around and sniff it then shove it up your butthole and then go to toilet and push the shit out. Ewwwwww
Last night Micheal was bored So He said I think I’m gonna Shit on my cock

on my shit 

Meaning that you're you. No mistakes and you are on guard. You take care of yourself.
Hey man, you okay? Yeah man, I'm on my shit.
on my shit by GottaBeReal💯 November 2, 2015

shit on my clit 

The phrase “shit on my clit” is derived from “suck my dick”—but it sports a clever rhyme and equally disgusting connotation. It was first discovered in Barrington, Rhode Island in 2010.

The phrase can be used: 1. to express extreme frustration; 2. in complete sarcasm to another who may be of general inconvenience to you; 3. with supreme elation or joyfulness, contradicting its meaning in a symphony of ironic vulgarity.

It can be used by either gender, despite its reference to the clitoris.
Expressing extreme frustration:
“Shit on my clit!”

With sarcasm:
“Yeah, asshole, keep shittin’ on my clit.”

Supreme elation:
“Shhhitttt on my clit!”
shit on my clit by br33n March 22, 2011

Getting on my shit

Something or someone really annoying you.
"You're really getting on my shit!"
Getting on my shit by Ohandy August 31, 2014

shit on my life 

as when something extremely bad happens to you.
joe: dude i think i just failed out of college
brad: nuhuh sucks dude
joe: yeah, shit on my life!!
shit on my life by raver9876 May 18, 2009