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Man U shit

When a given sports team or player gets ridiculously preferential treatment from a referee.

Comes from the way English football club Manchester United get obvious preferential treatment from referees in the English Premier League.
"Dude did you see the blown call in that game last night? Total Man U shit"
by Bart Mancuso April 9, 2010
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Joe Shit The Rag Man

An average crack addicted asshole who walks the streets just waiting to be beaten by a baton. He sells drugs to kids and pisses on street signs.
Officer Smith was called to a domestic dispute... apparently Joe Shit the Rag Man was beating on his wife and toddler daughter for not providing him with enough crack.
by Tooba November 28, 2007
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Joe Shit The Rag Man

A slang term used in the US Marine Corps to generally describe anyone of Arabic descent. Most often used by irate staff NCOs when lecturing about rules of engagement in a hostile environment.

(Note: The author of this definition is not racist. He hates anyone different from himself equally.)
Prick E-7: "I don't care what the R.O.E.s say! When Joe Shit The Rag Man comes at you with an AK and 6 tons of C4, you waste his hadji ass! And I'll take the fall. I'm here for you, Marines!"

Lance Criminal: "Yeah, so I can tell them what you told me when they court-martial my ass!"
by Renegade888 July 3, 2008
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man, shit

man, shit is a phrase said when somebody is distressed or depressed about something. it can also be said to agree with somebody is depressed or distressed.
Freddy- "man, shit. i have not been laid in 4 years."

L'il Timmy- "man, shit"

Richard-"tommy your mom has died"

Tommy- "man, shit"
by midgaardseldar July 4, 2009
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Man, I'm hungry as shit

A secret code created by Kevin Hart's friend used to silence your friends of talking about sketch subjects (such as a girl you met in a club that you cheated on your wife on) while your children or wife is in the room.
Man 1: *Calls Man 2*
Man 2: *Noticing that their wife is in the room* "Man, I'm hungry as shit."
Man 1: "Me too, anyways, what's going on."
Man 2: "Not much..."

Etc. Etc.
by fuckmepless May 28, 2018
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shit, yeah man

When you forget to do something or go somewhere because your high, then you asked to do something.
Guy 1: lets go somewhere
Guy 2: im too high dude, but ok

An hour and two biffs later...

Guy 1: come on, are we going then?
Guy 2: shit, yeah man, lets go
by schneaky June 3, 2009
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