shit house lawyer

An unqualified person who gives legal advice. Usually distorting the advice to favor a desired outcome.

You need to stop listening to that shit house lawyer or you're gonna get screwed!

by sativo8339 October 16, 2008

Shit House Shuffle

The movement you do to the bathroom closet to get toliet paper when someone does not refill the toilet paper roll. Usually occurs when wearing pants with shoes that have laces.

"Thanks a lot, you didn't leave any toliet paper after you took your shit and I had to do the Shit House Shuffle to get toliet paper so I could wipe my ass!"

by Richard Bob Neil September 1, 2009

Shit House Flim Flam

The act of hiding out in the bathroom to avoid an unfavorable task.

Leo: "where you been?"
Todd: "I saw you fuckers practicing PLF's so I pulled a shit house flim flam."

by AlexLewis November 17, 2016

Shit House Bitch

Any man or woman who gets pleasure by inhaling piss and shit fumes while have sex in a bathroom or a porter potty.

"Hey man"! That girl is a shit house bitch, into smelling shit while you`re fucking her in the bathroom stall.

by Solid thinker July 11, 2019

shit house bandit

Slang name for anyone who grafittis restrooms.

They paint these walls to hide my pen, but the shit house bandit has struck again.

by Aunty Peaches March 8, 2007

Shit-House luck

An unlikely occurrance of good fortune/luck; Very Lucky. Derived from Celtic or Scotish folklore when one is out walking in the wilderness or a remote area and happens to come across an outhouse when in dire neeed of defecating;
Shit-House Luck.

That bastard has Shit-House luck, He's got Shit-House luck, It was Shit-House luck to get out of that one, Shit-House luck prevailed, "Shit-House" luck happened that day

by spike001 October 21, 2005

Shit House Rat

It doesn't get any worse then this!

That bitch is as fucked as a Shit House Rat

by Phat Boys April 2, 2004