Shit House Polio

Conditon making one's legs shaky and unresponsive following moderate to long sessions sitting on a toilet.
I spent nearly an hour pushing that one out. With the worst case of shit house polio i can remember, it took me ten more minutes just to make it to the sink.
by Mustard King April 01, 2010
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Shit House

A "Shit House" is what you call someone who is very ugly.
"Look at that guy over there with the mullet, what a shit house.
by Tonto November 19, 2004
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shit house lawyer

An unqualified person who gives legal advice. Usually distorting the advice to favor a desired outcome.
You need to stop listening to that shit house lawyer or you're gonna get screwed!
by sativo8339 August 26, 2008
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Shit House Shuffle

The movement you do to the bathroom closet to get toliet paper when someone does not refill the toilet paper roll. Usually occurs when wearing pants with shoes that have laces.
"Thanks a lot, you didn't leave any toliet paper after you took your shit and I had to do the Shit House Shuffle to get toliet paper so I could wipe my ass!"
by Richard Bob Neil September 01, 2009
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brick shit house

usually describing a person who is very muscled and tough; impervious, unassailable
by Mark Satterwhite January 28, 2004
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Leaning Shit House

A round U.S. Army patch that is the insignia of the First Corps Support Command (1st COSCOM) It pictures an arrow that has the general shape of an outhouse. The arrow leans to the 10 P.M. position, meaning the mission is always accomplished before the 11th hour. 1st COSCOM units that are under Airborne Corps command, wear an Airborne tab above the patch. Then, the insignia is referred to as the ''flying leaning shithouse''.
Come on guys, get the arrow right. Jones, yours is too far to the left. Smith, yours is pointing straight up! It's a leaning shit house !
by oshek May 22, 2011
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Shit House Bitch

Any man or woman who gets pleasure by inhaling piss and shit fumes while have sex in a bathroom or a porter potty.
"Hey man"! That girl is a shit house bitch, into smelling shit while you`re fucking her in the bathroom stall.
by Solid thinker July 11, 2019
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