Darth Shiteous

A bowel movement so foul and evil, it requires multiple flushes to get rid of it.

"Hey man, I'm lucky to have gotten out of that bathroom alive. I just battled Darth Shiteous!"

by Fagrodamus February 2, 2015

Stripey Shirted Douche

A male who is fond of very white shoes, pooka shell necklaces, a vertically striped dress shirt, usually collar up, over-gelled hair, and may be seen alone or is followed around by a herd of his own clones IE:his friends. Usually conformity-retarded, and is found at any bar or club, or other gathering place. May or may not actually be wearing the stripey shirt, if not stripey, usually a polo shirt. See stripey shirted douches' girlfriend

Look at that stripey shirted douche. He is just like all his friends.

He has the gelled hair, the pooka shell necklace and the neon white shoes. Plus, he wears a stripey shirt with his collar up. The kid at church is such a douche.

by Puce Emu August 21, 2008

Dragon Shirter

Dragon shirts are people that wear shirts with dragons, usually dragons spreading along their jeans. They act out fighting in the hallways and dont take showers. They usually attend the weekly anime meeting. Originated in Fenton, Michigan.

Sean: Hey did you see that kid wearing the dragon on his shirt and jeans?
Perkins: Yeah the Dragon Shirter,
Sean: Yeah he doesnt even wash his hair its so greasey.
Perkins: What a dragon!

by Seebseb6 April 4, 2006

Shirtlord

A lord of shirts; one who possesses power over shirts.

"See you later shirtlord, have run ruling over all your other shirtheads"

by Weedblazer May 2, 2010

shirtboob

When a girl has big boobs, but is wearing an unshapely t shirt. shirt boobs can often create the illusion that the girl is over-weight particularly if the shirt is too loose, but if she gets it right it's the hottest thing ever. the word is singular, because the illusion shirt-boob creates is that there is one big boob area

Wow look at that girls shirtboob. I wanna jiggle squeeze and suck those things so much arghh I just jizzed myself

by calismohkuh April 30, 2012

shiteous

-hideous and full of crap (cuss word).
-nonsense

Rita is wearing that shiteous pants again.

I dont know why everyone is reading that blog, its full of shiteous stuffs!

by LadyAlen May 30, 2006

shirted

(1) A phrase worthy of being placed on a t-shirt. (2) The placing of said phrase on said t-shirt.

A: Dude, you look like ass. Get dressed, or we'll be late for church.
B: These ARE my church clothes.
A: Shirted.

by Transformers3People0 August 3, 2011