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Shink

When a person performs an act of substantial awkwardness or does something entirely unreasonable. This term is usually applied to individuals who aren't normally considered awkward people.

When someone "shinks" while engaged with another person then they are said to have "shinked" on that person. In other words, to have shinked would be to have acted awkward to or around someone else.
"Kevin was hitting on some girl at that party last Thursday. He was doing good until he shinked all over her."

"I was walkin down the street when some guy just up and shinked on me. I was like "dude, wtf?" and was just like "oh, sorry man." some people, you know?"

"Look, if things start to get hairy just shink. They won't know what hit them."
by ObieTriceratops October 7, 2010
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shink so

norfolk corruption of the phrase "i should think so"
shaun-"are you coming down the pub tonight, dean ?"
dean-" shink so!"
by Shaun Newrick November 8, 2007
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Chink shink

He went into combat with a chink shink
by Hannnnnd October 13, 2019
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shink shank

A much easier and pleasant way to say masturbation so that you can say it comfortably with friends and in public.
Bro mah legs were painin afta da gym. But two sessions of shink shank made me feel better.
by Gandalf the straight January 2, 2017
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Shink

A strange person who can’t be explained. Usually comes from Bristol has brown hair and and can quote despicable me. (The Shink- the Shink of all shinks - has a disability where he must spell lube - loob)
Guy #1 - what’s Shink on about?
Guy #2 - I don’t think anybody really knows.
by Blake-cake-snake January 8, 2018
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Shink

When taking a shit at a railway station and all the cubicles are taken and the only option is to shit in the sink. Taking a Shink.
My train was about to depart so I had to take a shink.
by Shinkman May 22, 2021
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Shinks

Means Small Person. (Sh-Ink-S)
by Jonny papple October 17, 2018
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