Shammering

More than mostest

I love you mostest, well I love you shammering

by Coolest word maker X July 19, 2016

Shommeting

Aggressive vomiting which results in an unexpected bowel movement.

My head was in the bowl, then I had to change my underwear after shommeting.

by Shommer October 4, 2012

Shindering

Shindering
verb
Refers to the act of using Tinder while sitting on the toilet. Swiping, not to be confused with wiping, left or right while dropping the kids off at the pool.

Would Mike's Tinder matches go on a date with him if they knew he connected with them while shindering?

Shindering is one of my favorite daily activities.

by lemmuh March 21, 2016

Shivering Dik-dik

When your pet lathers themself in peanut butter lube to slide in your asshole to keep warm.

Guy 1: my girl gave me the shivering dik-dik last night.
Guy 2: I thought that was for pets.
Guy 1: 😉

Guy 3: I thought you were single

by ThePotatoJesus March 19, 2023

shittering

Idiots who post their mental diarreah on Twitter 24/7 and shit all over the internet with ridiculous comments, and an ongoing commentary on their mundane lives.

Me, shittering away!!

I just took the biggest crap LOLZ
07:00 AM May 5th from web

I'm eating breakfast NOM NOM NOM
07:05 AM May 5th from web

OMG I have bad cramps from the pancakes for breakfast. *cries*
07:10 AM May 5th from web

Oh noes I need to take a shit again.
07:12 AM May 5th from web

I took a really good crap using Charmin toilet paper to wipe my arse!
07:15 AM May 5th from web

I am taking a shower.
07:20 AM May 5th from web

My dog farted...!
07:25 AM May 5th from web

I farted. LOLZ
07:30 AM May 5th from web

My dog took a crap on the neighbour's lawn.
07:35 AM May 5th from web

I'm going back to bed ZZZZZ
07:40 AM May 5th from web

by Dick Fitzmary May 13, 2009

Summering

A verb meaning to chill, as in to sit around and do nothing, or to hang out with friends during summer.
The use of this word in ANY other season will result in you sounding like a DUMASS.

Jason: hey what's up?
Nick: nothing much, just summering.
Jason: I thought you had to work today..
Nick: oh BLEEP

by Niha July 30, 2008

shimming

the art or philosophy of shim. founded by the master shimnist Andrew Wong.

1. damb i was shimming hard when i decided to shove that spoon up my ass last weekend. 2. Ewwww ya weo wao yeaa shim shim mmm yea.

by sergeant shim January 10, 2010