shitbrick

A slab of feces carved into the exact shape of a rectangular prism. Bender from Futurama craps them out when scared.

How's it goin', shitbrick? Still doin' my homework? That's great. And now to bring out the whip.

by Bastardized Bottomburp September 28, 2003

Shmiterick Johnson

ahh yes, the definition for such an individual as this kid, whose name began in our high school foods class which was taught by a VERY HOT young women whose name i can't reveal because she is the shit and she's hot, any way, a definition is impossible to put into words,but i'll try...
crazy, wonbledorfing, trout snorting, river jumping, snootersluging, prestinort, nut who is in the band RAMBLECHANT, road waves

schmiterick johnson izzle

by sampson420ex October 6, 2004

Shibrick

an action the anus takes when pushing out poo side ways. Has been known to be extremely uncomfortable.

'OMG i just pushed out a Shibrick'

by SebastianD October 9, 2005

Shitbrick Mctool

Name of someone whom irritates, is stupid, angry, miserable, does everything incorrectly.

Omg! You are truly a Shitbrick Mctool!

by A Guy Scorned December 4, 2010

shitbrick

the pants of Patrick Coan; a piece of shit that has sat in the sun and is as hard as a penis or brick

Patrick ur pants look like a shitbrick!

or

Dude! Get that shitbrick off my lawn

by Ryan, Charles November 26, 2004

shitbrick

Giant block of pwnage dropped on unskilled Tetris Attack players.

Lining up three stone exclamation blocks and dropping the shitbrick of pwnage on someone.

by Mek March 20, 2005

shitbrick

Nickname for someone as stupid as a rather large & hard piece of shit.

Jesus christ girl, u r so retarded u fuckin shitbrick.

by Jamie&Ashley February 13, 2003