shitmidity

The humidity that forms after taking a massive shit in a bathroom.

I walked in the bathroom after Joe dropped a steamer and the shitmidity hit me right in the face.

I swear there are times that I've walked into the men's bathroom and it's like I've stepped into the back of a 3rd world outhouse in the middle of summer. Wash your ass, open a window.

by indy0968 August 29, 2014

Shemtimeter

A measurement exactly 148cm long. Some people will try to say its 150cm, but they are wrong. Don't trust them.

Awwwww, She's so cute, she's a Shemtimeter tall. We call that "fun sized" around here.

by Osamaru June 8, 2018

shetie

Used to express an extremely cute thing.

pronounced as- shet the :)

OMG ITS A SHETIE DOG!

by hyperactive biatch December 7, 2019

Shermie

Busty, eyeless(?) grappler woman of the King of Fighters series (97, 98 and 2002).

The Orochi New Faces Team consists of Yashiro, Chris, and Shermie.

by Photon September 21, 2003

Shemix

A song originally sung by a male artist that is remixed by a female artist who changes feminine nouns, pronouns, and characteristics into masculine ones to appeal to a female audience.

Noun change

Original: I’m with my girl

Shemix: I’m with my man

Pronoun change

Original: I’m going to love her all night

Shemix: I’m going to love him all night

Characteristic change

Original: Nice, pretty eyes

Shemix: Nice, handsome eyes

by Silver_Eagle May 1, 2010

Shitmittens

Someone so totally incompetent they manage to ruin everything they touch, as if someone was wearing mittens made out of shit. As useful replacement for the term asshat

We could get this project done a lot faster if shitmittens over here would stop accidentally deleting the files.

by DrBruz October 17, 2014

shemmi

Used to define a very loving and caring person. Someone who is loyal and doesn't play games. Someone who's able to steal a female from their spouse, also able to keep your main girl wet.

You guys should really be more like shemmi, loyal, caring, but deadly.

by Ethan Seth June 18, 2018