sherk and dokney

Sherk and Dokney are 2 legendary heroes who saved my life more than once with their extremely good looks, and gr8 smelling breath. They are the alternate universe version of Shrek and Donkey, except Sherk and Dokney, are sexy.
"My favorite movie characters are Shrek and Donkey."
"Don't you mean Sherk and Dokney"
by DwightIsAlmighty May 01, 2019
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Dirty Sherk

When a bisexual man is so scared to eat pussy that they shit themselves and then uses the fecal matter to jerk off their boyfriend before having them ejaculate all over their furry man tits while exclaiming the want to kill themselves.
After failing to purchase a blowjob outside the local gay bar, he decided to invite some friends over for taco bell and a Dirty Sherk party.
by Rascalmania April 04, 2020
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sherks asshole

The meaning of sherks asshole is the nasty where teh made the ugly orgares
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sherking the turd

Verb~ Prairie dogging it, while having sex.

Adjective~ Turd Sherker~ One who is known for nearly shitting him or her self every time they have sex.
Hitu gained a reputation for sherking the turd around the water cooler. Management quickly let him go.
by 9inLA April 10, 2010
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Sherking off

When you jerk off to lordy farquad ,shrek , donkey, and Fiona
by Shrexy boy January 12, 2021
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greasy sherk

The art of jacking off while taking a shit in a portojohn after being stuck on an oilfield job location for 3 days.
Man, gimme 15 minutes before we start this short trip... I need to take a greasy sherk.
by Stuntcack June 28, 2014
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A SHERK

A Sherk.......

Someone (probably a man ) who has the fucking asshole!
by neiliotothehillio May 24, 2009
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