Commander Shepard

An extremely sexy individual who has seen more pussy than Pornhub

Commander Shepard: We'll bang okay?

by FuckHErRightInThePussy September 9, 2014

Alan B. Shepard High School

Decent school if you exclude all the nicotined addicted kids in the bathrooms, huddled up in the disability stall (6-10 kids), or the annoyigly loud thot ass females in the halls or cafeteria who are loud for no apparent reason and just stop their little gossip wall in the middle of the halls blocking people from getting class,(No Debra, I dont care about you and your friends body count, let me get to chemistry class) or the fights that happens almost everyday (entertaining at the least) like yeah, I get that she was being racist and got her ass beat by two latinias but cmon, let me get to class with out a crowd blocking the way to the class i gotta go. But the best part of it all is that i get to see paul's chill ass and him giving me fist bumps and high fives (love ya paul). Who's Josh?

*kid shaking in bathroom* "aye bro, lemme get a hit of that, cmon bro i reeeeeally need it bro"

*Girl w/friends in hall way* "OMG jesse did you know if I can get a surgar daddy from Twitter, I wont have to work ever in my lif-, HEY JACKASS, WE'RE WALKING HERE"

*Dude just annoyed/stuck behind her posse* "Shut up hoe, you smell like uncooked crab left in the sun for weeks"

Thats how Alan B. Shepard High School works

by Kale from allstate November 29, 2019

Good Shepard School

A bunch of preppy bitches that think they are all that, but really, they all are gay, and the guys have one inch pinches.

"hey do you guys like the Good Shepard School kids?"
"No! they are homos"

by Winning1993 May 25, 2011

Sperm Shepard

A female who is notorious for having sex w/o protection, often displayed by on the number of children sucking on her tits. The number of children she totes.

Mormon chicks sure are Sperm Shepard's!!!

by Collective minds of man January 4, 2009

Commander Shepard

The most epic video game character. Ever. From the Mass Effect games.

I was playing Mass Effect yesterday, and Commander Shepard is the most epic character ever.

by rivertroll May 30, 2009

kevin shepard

the greatest man ever to walk the earth

did u see kevin shepard yesterday, he tore a building in half with his mind, it made me so wet!!!

by gotchabitch123 November 28, 2010

Girls Night Out Shepard

The girl who stays sober and keeps all of her friends together at the bar or a party. Usually the one who will step in and cock block you the second you start getting somewhere.

A girls night out shepard is like a Marine...she won’t leave anyone behind.

by Brett Burkhardt April 27, 2008