shellin

A term used in Eastern NC when one of your friends is nowhere to be found, because he/she is trying to avoid having to tell you they are doing something better than hanging out with you.

John: What's Dave doing?
Adam: Man, I tried calling him to; he's got to be shellin with his girl.

Mark: Man wtf is up with Pat? I haven't heard from his ass in a week.
John: No clue dude he's a shell motherfucker.

Alice: What's Alyssa up to?
Mary: She didn't text me back either, I think she's shellin for some reason.

by shellfacenb11 December 3, 2010

Shellacked

An appropriate past tense verb when indicating several King Raven helicopters were just taken out by nemacyst artillery.

"Our birds just got shellacked!!!"

by youcancallmezack January 4, 2009

shella

inteligent,super sexy asain. Different girl who doesnt give a shit what preppy people think. caring and nice a loyal friend

Look at shella, she's so asain!

by bloodsucker January 2, 2009

Taco Shelling

Taco Shelling is the female equivalent to tea bagging. That is to say when a woman squats over someone and presses her vagina into them. This can range anywhere from a sexual act to an amusing act when done as a prank or even a humiliating act when performed upon a defeated opponent. This is named as thus due to the internal and 'wrapping around' nature of the vagina. The act is akin to putting meat (or other things) into a taco.

We all laughed as we watched Jennifer taco shelling Sarah's face because she fell asleep on the couch again.

by Gorshum April 12, 2011

Salty Shellfish

A female's vagina aka snatch after a long day at the beach. The Salty Shellfish is noted by its aromatic qualities including an amalgam of sea water, sweat, vaginal juice, sand and dripping sunscreen and tanning oils.

Dan: Where is your girlfriend today?
Jeff: She is at the beach broooohhhh! I told her stay there all day.
Dan: Why?
Jeff: That way she would bring me home a ripe and ready Salty Shellfish. I'm eatin' me some tangy tuna tonight braaaaaahhhhhh!!!

by Eaton Holgoode May 12, 2015

Shellak

Previously smoked weed laying on and in the cracks of your table, to be recovered and smoked even though it may contain varnish.

That shellak is totally weedable!

That shellak made me go blind!!

by AKRat-Tat-Tat October 17, 2009

Shelling the Port

Naval term for smashing a land based female

I shelled the port when we stopped over at portmouth docks - shelling the port

by The Sleeper mk2 January 17, 2012