shit shaver

Somebody who tries to refine a poor or unusable piece of work, in the hope that it may become usable. A variation of "polishing a turd".

There's no point in shit-shaving that piece of crap, Nigel.

by Web Willy April 7, 2003

matthew shaver

a fat autistic angry 18 year old whom lives in las vegas whom still cant get over his 14 year old ex girlfriend. he may also be the shooter in the las vegas shooting.

matthew shaver is pathetic

by iwanttodie45 November 15, 2017

Ass Shaver

To Shave your ass

I bought an ass shaver to get those hard to reach butt hairs!

by poo June 17, 2004

sammy shaver

what the fuck are you unable to swear pussy come try and kick my @55 and ill fuck you day up

you great twonk use proper words or ill kick your ass

by sir bellend the third April 13, 2005

rat shaver

when you physically shave a rat

hey rat shaver! how many rats have you shaved today?

by littlesevvy May 22, 2016

Kenneth E Shaver II

Kenneth E Shaver II is a new author on a horror kick and one of the few people on Earth who would actually welcome a full-fledged zombie attack with open arms...Perhaps as a result of his strange compunctions, Kenneth lives alone and is currently chained in one of his writing dungeons located somewhere in Ohio and/or New York. Kenneth's first horror novel Contamination was self published amid much trepidation....His second, traditionally published horror novel Vampire Kid/Dark Passage can be found worldwide, and is part one of a planned series of ten books.

Have you read anything by Kenneth E Shaver II?

by Vampire__Kid June 27, 2009

mcqueen shaver

When you go down on someone and rip their pubes out with your teeth

“I went down on her last night and gave her a McQueen shaver”

by Cheesecake F July 1, 2021