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Satisfied Salamander

sat•is•fied |ˈsatisˌfīd|
sal•a•man•der |ˈsaləˌmandər|

noun, vulgar slang.

oral stimulation of a man's penis to the point of ejaculation, as ejaculating the man removes his penis and proceeds with his ejaculation while aiming for his partners nose. If successful the male's reproductive fluid will go up his partners nose and down the throat. His partner will then cough up the man's semen and will look like a "Satisfied Salamander"

ORIGIN,

Satisfied: Latin, satisfacere ‘to content,’
Salamander: Greek, salamandra
Hey, baby. Have you ever heard of a "Satisfied Salamander"?
by Ryamnocerus March 3, 2010
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internet satisfaction

When you've been satisfied with the copious amounts of porn you've viewed, and done with all your blogging, you get this strange feeling. At that moment, YOU ARE ABSOLUTELY SATISFIED WITH BROWSING ON THE INTERNET. You have an uncontrollable urge to get out of your house, and actually get a life.
Chuck: Hey dude, "wuts up"!

Charles: Damn nigga"internet satisfaction" finally hit yo dumbass!"
by GamerLex1 January 13, 2008
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satiscraptory

(Adj.) Something that is pretty bad but which will suffice because nothing better can be found.
1. When you're on your lunchbreak in downtown Washington D.C., McDonald's is a perfectly satiscraptory place to eat.

2. I am living in an area where the cable company has a monopoly. Prices are high, and the service is only barely satiscraptory. I have to leave Missouri.

3. I don't have much love for the AK-47 assault rifle, but until I have saved up enough money to buy a TIE Advanced starfighter with quadmounted lasers and deflection shield system, it will be satiscraptory.
by HMB August 13, 2004
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Shatisfied

1. The feeling one gets after taking a really good shit.

2. The feeling of satisfaction one gets after taking a smelly dump and sees someone they dont like walking into the bathroom after them.
Gabby: Why are you smiling so big?

MJ: Dood I am so shatisfied! I just took the nastiest dump and Ashli Carlson walked in right after! I know she had to hold her breath in there!
by coolestboyscoutever September 30, 2011
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shatican

The new name of the home of the Pope after Joe Biden shat his pants during his visit there.
I was going to go to mass in Rome, but I couldn’t stand the smell in the Shatican long enough.
by ToadSlanger December 3, 2021
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satiety attack

when u binge on a huge meal and afterward you're overwhelmed by remorse and tell yourself you'll never touch another morsel of food again
On the way back from the gym I pigged out at Burger King and then I went home and had this massive satiety attack.
by Mas y Menos July 12, 2010
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Satisbate

to perform masturbation in an effort to remove depression
After I satisbate, I am going to go to sleep.
by lord_farquaad_15 November 23, 2021
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