by Mitsukaiuka June 21, 2014
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Man: She thought we were cool but I was still pissed off, so last night I gave her a shark attack and shot it on her chin!
by Killa1031 June 6, 2009
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by John Attardo December 13, 2008
Get the shark attack mug.A practical joke in which an individual confronts another person from behind in a body of water, pulling down their pants, and thrusting viciously while the victim screams in terror.
In commemoration of Shark Week.
In commemoration of Shark Week.
Kelly was minding her own business in the community pool when suddenly Austin gave her a Shark Attack in front of everyone.
Dude 1: Hey, why was Kevin so mad at you today?
Dude 2: Nothin' much. I just gave him a Shark attack in front of his girlfriend and he whined like a little sissy.
Dude 1: Not cool dude, yet very cool at the same time!
Dude 2: Word.
Dude 1: Hey, why was Kevin so mad at you today?
Dude 2: Nothin' much. I just gave him a Shark attack in front of his girlfriend and he whined like a little sissy.
Dude 1: Not cool dude, yet very cool at the same time!
Dude 2: Word.
by herocheetah191 August 6, 2010
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i played with the clit to lull her into a false sense of security, then BAM! the shark attack. but to my surprise, she was into it, then i got nervous.
by viciousk May 7, 2008
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by coffeyman February 20, 2011
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