Shari's Berries

A business devoted to selling huge, and I mean HUGE-fucking berries. They also have a Spotify ad.

Buddy: "Dude, did you hear that Shari's Berries ad on Spotify?"
Guy: "Yeah man, I would love to tear into Shari's Berries."

Shari's Berries by Eat A Sneaker December 15, 2013

Shark Special

When a male performs cunnilingus on a female during her period.

Baby I'm about to give you the Shark Special on your Shark Week.

Shark Special by JENnaySayQWA April 1, 2015

shark smoothing 

When you act like an idiot and somebody gets irrationally angry about it. The more irrationally angry, the smoother the shark.

For instance:
Man 1: "2+2 = 5"
Man 2: "You are such a fucking moron, you absolute buffoon. How can you be such an idiotic dumbass? What a fool you must be. I feel ashamed even reading this absolute failure of "math" you've disgraced this planet with. Go to hell"

Dude, shark smoothing is so fun! I shark smoothed a guy yesterday so hard his eyes were red from the frustration, and he was drenched in sweat.

shark smoothing by Maximus78675 May 7, 2021

ride shank's mare 

To travel by walking.

You taking the bus to school? No I am going to ride shank's mare

ride shank's mare by T Biz Rockahara August 6, 2011

shar.s.v.p. 

to do the opposite of what you say you are going to do, specifically for planned events or gatherings. the opposite of a r.s.v.p.

did he shar.s.v.p. that he was going to the party on saturday? i have no idea why he never showed up. he never does what he says he is going to do.

shar.s.v.p. by The_Planner_2011 March 21, 2011

Shark spanked 

The sexual act in which an individual will bite and then immediately spank the same area on another person.

Brad: dude last night she shark spanked me!

Ricky: no way! I can speak Spanish, which will help me in business!

Shark spanked by Ljbarrett June 30, 2016

shark stomach 

A person that can eat any number of combinations of foods at once. They can eat and drink strange combinations of foods with out any limitations set by the stomach.

Wow, he eat Chinese, a bag of jelly beans, 3 hot wings and a pizza! He must have a shark stomach!

shark stomach by RAMSAYBolton March 7, 2017