Basically an asian little shit. Lacks the physical ability to make food like microwaving macaroni and cheese.
Also is a fucking weeb
Also is a fucking weeb
Shalanee, get your shit together.
by Wahpow July 17, 2017
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shardage is commonly mistaken for torn asshole, which occurs after a poop is too large to fit through your butt at its normal size or after anal sex (ouch and very gay). also mistaken for fire-ass, which occurs after diarrhea and your butthole's exposure to acid
shardage is commonly mistaken for torn asshole, which occurs after a poop is too large to fit through your butt at its normal size or after anal sex (ouch and very gay). also mistaken for fire-ass, which occurs after diarrhea and your butthole's exposure to acid
two kids while on a tour of the Musuem of Natural Science:
Kid 1: "Hey, stop pulling at your ass.
Kid 2: "Man I gots da shardage cuz I didn't have enough time to wipe this morning."
Kid 1: "Oooo. Are you sure that wasn't cuz of my dick in yo butthole last night."
Kid 2: "No. Yours is too small for this kind of damage."
Kid 1: "Hey, stop pulling at your ass.
Kid 2: "Man I gots da shardage cuz I didn't have enough time to wipe this morning."
Kid 1: "Oooo. Are you sure that wasn't cuz of my dick in yo butthole last night."
Kid 2: "No. Yours is too small for this kind of damage."
by Jako Kot May 13, 2008
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Guy 1: "Hey dude, you on your computer yet?"
Guy 2: "No, bro, I'm talking to Sharanne."
Guy1: "Aw, that sucks."
Guy 2: "No, bro, I'm talking to Sharanne."
Guy1: "Aw, that sucks."
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Get yourself one while you still can.
Get yourself one while you still can.
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