Shatina

Absolutely the best thing since sliced bread. One of a kind, smart, spontaneous, and unbelievably sexy. To know her is to love her.

My my my, the next love of my life with be a Shatina.

by Realdeal1973 December 21, 2016

Shaqtitude

The overall level of Shaq as defined by the masterpiece known only as "Shaq Fu". Those who are at peace with their inner Shaq and profess extreme dexterity in the ancient art of Shaq Fu can achieve supreme Shaquillination and successfully encounter situations of even the most impressive Shaqtitude.

Following heavy meditation, The Great Shaquille raised his mighty fist and contacted with an uppercut; the opponent was decimated by the Shaqtitude of the blow.

by Sensei SkullWolf August 26, 2005

Red Shafting

The act of over Rusty Shafting (a 'ewan' entering from behind, thus making his 'shaft' 'rusty' or 'browned' (covered in excrement) in the process.)

Ewan - "Pounded your Mum so hard last night that she ended up making my pole red!"

Jack (Friend) - "You were Red Shafting my mum?"

Ewan - "Hell Yea!"

Jack - "Cheers, she needed that!"

by Paco-dude July 3, 2009

shartina

shartina is a doll that everyone in the world really likes to throw on school roofs. she is very very very slay and people call her satanic. Though she is the best girly pop in the universe. Shartina is also an important artifact to the shartina cults' lives. As she has helped them through very hard times. The story of shartina is a girl named tina in floptropica. But unfortunately she got sharted on. She is now our best friend.

person 1 - Hey did you hear mr mardell was crawling on the roof..?

person 2 - Yeah, it's just shartina bro no worries.

Miss dillon - YOU ARE YEAR 6.

by shartina June 15, 2023

sharting spider

A sharting spider is a particularly heinous sub-specie of the "Barking Spider" in that it's defense method is not just a warning signal and fowl smell, but also warns potential predators with a deposit of substance known by naturalists as 'beware brown'. They are particularly fond of burrowing in 'tighty whiteys'.

subject 1: (Notices subject 2's dirty underwear on the floor) "Woah! Either you never learned to wipe your ass or you were born without a sphincter!"

Subject 2: "What?....No...I'm dealing with an infestation of Sharting Spiders. That wasn't me!"

by Prince of dorkness June 21, 2010

Shartington

An exclamation of grave misfortune; a poopy situiation. Shartington originates from the British Isles on the hamlet of Shartington, from which the term proliferated following World War Two.

Friend 1: Oh no! I seem to have found myself in a real tricky pickle of a situation!
Friend 2: Shartington!

by CalvinAlexanderRossTaylor69 March 28, 2022

Shantina

Shantina is bae gize and she nuh common

Yk seh shantina cute yf

by A horny jamaican April 8, 2023