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Shame Job

An exclamation at an embarrassing or 'shameful' event or situation.
Gossiper1 "He caught her passed out with her head in the toilet last night."

Gossiper2 "Oh! Shame job!"
by Dust#1 November 8, 2009
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Salty seamen

A bunch of gay-ass sailor boys who can't keep their fucking hands off you!
Dad: how did you sleep last night Hermann?
Son: not great dad I had to fight off salty seamen all night!
by Banana Hammie October 28, 2019
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Laptop Drive of Shame

When you forget your laptop at home when you drive to work, and then have to drive back.
"Marc had to do the laptop drive of shame last Monday."
"Great. I left my laptop at my desk. Looks like I'll be doing the laptop drive of shame."
by ossftw August 6, 2008
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Shalene

Modest but beautiful with a huge heart. Loyal to those she loves and a strong troublemaker looking for adventure.
I wouln't mess with her or she'll go all Shalene on you...
by dingdonglala December 12, 2011
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Cock Shaman

A creepy, so called “spiritual” male, who uses “spirituality” to try to get laid. Usually lurks at farmers markets, yoga studios, hot springs and drum circles. Uses a “spiritual” vibe as an attempted i nroad to young girls pants, as an excuse to act “touchy feely”, to engender trust, to elicit inappropriately long hugs, and to insert themselves into conversations or situations under the guise of being “wise” or “enlightened” or “spiritual”.

Is especially pernicious because they present themselves as trustworthy, progressive, sensitive, “woke”, enlightened individuals, when they’re just trying to wet their dicks like most guys. They are not honest with their intentions, relying instead on the emotional, psychological, and spiritual vulnerability of their targets.

This phenomenon is also highly correlated with virtue signalling, sjw’s, overt veganism, man buns, wearing sandals with sockets, and ostentatious liberalism.
My GF and I were having a nice evening at Esalen hot springs, until some Cock Shaman kept following us around and leering creepily.
by UD Tk August 31, 2018
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shuffle shame

"Shuffle shame" is when your mp3 music player is playing on speakers in shuffle mode, and somebody enters the room at the exact moment the worst song of your collection is being played.
I felt shuffle shame when Tony came to the office today, my iPod was playing Paris Hilton's single as he came in.
by Laurent Haug November 6, 2008
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Shaman Flip

When a Psychonaut takes both Dmt and Salvia. Commonly achieved by Smoking Changa and Salvia with a Bong or Pipe using the Sandwich method
Man, last night I did a shaman flip, I was Tripping the Fuck out.
by FadingVapes December 10, 2020
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