shakin my dick (SMD)

When a male between the age of 15-65 goes somewhere or does something he must shake his dick.

examples of times to use shakin my dick (SMD)

I took a shower, shakin my dick.

Saw my grandson for the first time! #SMD

by RYAN WITH A SPEEDO July 29, 2012

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shakin paper

To not understand instructions and to continue to try and sift through the paper work, and come up with the same result over and over and over and over again. Then step away and try again.

My fucking crack head boss keeps making me sit there and start shakin paper with him. That shit don't work!

by Jeremiah Smith January 4, 2008

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shakin' off

Shaking the extra drop(s) of piss off of the penis after urinating.

He acted like he was just shakin' off, but he did it way to long.

by crying cock May 6, 2003

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Shakin' hands with shorty

slang for male masturbation

"Damn, I just got to shakin' hands with shorty when my old lady walked in."

by runfrom1 September 30, 2004

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slang. while in the process of manufacturing methamphetamine, one must mix the various chemicals in a container, usually a two liter soda bottle. hence the slang for the whole operation is "shakin' jugs".

hey, is mark gonna be shakin jugs today? i need to come up on some dope.

by capt. ephendrine October 24, 2009