syphilis

an STD whose origin is traced back to the vaginal tract of llamas

When the Mexican sailors became desperate, they resorted to banging llamas, hence starting the spread of syphilis.

by NikiAna May 28, 2008

syphilis infected cum bubble

what you call a chick when she has slept with your entire town; slut.

"Leave your crabs at the beach you syphilis infected cum bubble!"

by LaFawnda February 13, 2005

syphilis maximus

Greek: One who was the originator of the venerial diseases Syphilis

Previously thought to have mutated from the Treponema pallidum bactirium it has recently been uncovered that Syphilis saw its genesis in the anius of John Tomlinson after ass to ass homosexual contact with a one night stand he picked up from Legends gay club Raleigh NC, therefore John IS "Syphilis Maximus"

by JDMerk September 28, 2006

Syphilis

The classiest of STDs. One is said to see a bow-tie on this STD when examined under a microscope.

"That hoe is so classy she must have syphilis".

by Matt Van Natta September 16, 2010

Syphilis Seth

A person with a virtual STD otherwise known as I never get off of Facebook Syndrome.

My roommate is such a Syphilis Seth he never turns his stupid computer off.

by $Dolla $ D. $ Milli.$ October 26, 2009

syphilisified

The status of having syphilis. Even though it is treatable, the damage is irreversible. Be careful your penis may fall off.

Ps. It is highly contagious. Commonly found in immortal human being and James Bond. Watch out bitches!

James Bond has been syphilisified.

Oh! Snap! That bitch be totally fucking syphilisified.

by wochebok October 8, 2014

syphilis tsunami

A golden shower from a dirty hooker.

Who doesn't love a good syphilis tsunami?

by TheFuckingLizardKing September 19, 2017