Spotified

That moment when you turn 13 and instantly you get fucking spots all over your face.

The opposite is unspotified, when your skin is fucking baby smooth.

"No------ I'm specified."

"I don't want to get spotified."

by Janet Peterrrr February 10, 2019

Sexified

The art of being so sexy, that any proper use of grammar is deemed unnecessary.

Generally I can maintain my cool, but god-be-damned if Sean didn't look really fucking sexified right now.

by tajMccall February 14, 2007

sertified

Someone all about the life . A person that did it all and seen it all.

Don't fuck with them they sertified.

by sersertified May 22, 2016

Sketified

A female who dresses like a slut or sket, getting the attraction of males

My mates go on all hands and knees for the sketified girl!

by NaijaMan May 21, 2009

skrtified

A person who is certified in skrt. Knows how to hop outta any situation real fast by skrting away from it.

Person 1: Hey do you know where Kristen went?
Person 2: No idea, she must be skrtified.

by avasays July 31, 2017

Sexified

To be sexually satisfied

Go see Lance or Heather to be completely sexified

by Cashmeoutside916 December 17, 2020

sexified

popularized by the show “how to build a sex room” on Netflix, the word means turning an ordinary room into a room specifically to have sexual intercourse in.

Two bedrooms in our house are sexified.

by motherlover July 22, 2022