Guap Sensei

Guap Sensei is an American rapper. He is most well-known for singles such as “Migraine” “Ok!” “Pull Up” “Closed On Sunday” and “F.U.2.” He started gaining a small fanbase late 2019/ early 2020. Since then he has released 1 project titled “Vermin Vol. 1.” He has many different styles of songs; some are sad and melodic, some are loud and ignorant etc. A common joke within his fanbase is “Nesquik” because in his song “Migraine” he says “Catch me slippin ima turn em into Nesquik!” He is a member of rap group “318 Thorns” or simply “318.” He is also homosexual, which is perfectly fine because it’s not a bad thing, he is just attracted to the same gender as himself.

Person 1: Yo bro did you hear Guap Sensei’s new song?
Person 2: Yea bro it’s a banger!!!
Person 1: I know right!? I think he might be next up!
Person 2: I agree!

by Super EpicGuy (Aiden Wilkins) May 7, 2020

Angry Sensei

Whenever you come on a girls chin and drips down like a sensei's and while it drips down like a white beard you pull back on her eyes so she looks asian and hoping she screams like she is wise and all knowing like your sensei

I totally Angry Sensei'd her and she screamed like a crazy asian last night

by 93708 May 15, 2008

SenseiJerkoff

Participating in the act of masturbation to music by the musician, SenseiJosh.

Person 1: Have you heard Withered by SenseiJosh?

Person 2: Yeah, I might SenseiJerkoff to it again later.

by sillyzippy May 19, 2018

Sensei Gandhi

To be the best of the best
Be the most skilled amongst others

Cristiano Ronaldo has the desire to be the SENSEI GANDHI of the pitch

by Sensei II November 29, 2020

White Sensei Beard

When a women gives oral and pulls out of a women's mouth at the very last second and ejaculates on the women's chin, dripping down horizontally so that the thick cum repels down like a pointed beard.

"Last night, my girlfriend was giving me head, and as i pulled out, she had a White Sensei beard. Sorta made me think she was actually asian."

by xHorderlands January 12, 2012

Step-Sensei

Dim-witted, Jabroni stepfather who was once a lame karate instructor.

My mom married my karate sensei when I was 9, hence, he became my Step-Sensei.

by DouglasQuaid September 5, 2012

Dirty Sensei

When your martial arts instructor sticks his hand inside your pants, moves your cup aside, and grabs your balls, then tells you it's a legit self defense technique.

Mark got one of the instructors in a vicious hold, the instructor then gave Mark a Dirty Sensei and told him you can't do that in MMA.

by Discofoot May 21, 2019