Semenate

The act of ejaculating on ones face; Ejaculating during the act of masturbation

Guy: Dude Laquiesha wanted me to semenate on her face.
Friend: Awesome!

Homeless Guy: Im so lonely i just want to semenate.

by Hugh Jassdick May 15, 2016

sameface

Slang for a person that is quite brutally mentally inadequate. Originating from a joke popular amoungst many circles of people in the Johnson City area. The original joke was told in some version of the following exchange;

Person 1: "Did you see that sameface?"

Person 2: "Whats a 'sameface'?"

Person 1: "Ya'know how retards all make the same face!"

*The teller of the joke than proceeds to imitate the blissful gurgling and awkwardly mechanical gestures and expressions of the severly retarded*

Did you see all those slipknot fans tripping over their pants that were obviosly at least 17 sizes too big? HAHA! Fuckin samefaces!

by Kreiger_55 April 30, 2006

semen face

(noun): Often refering to a sluty female. This is because a slut will commonly get a face-full of semen when she is giving a male a blow job.

synonym: slut

Hannah is such a semen face.

by rebecca</3 July 20, 2008

sheenface

An angry scowl in the manner of Charlie Sheen.

"That man just sheenfaced me for no reason at all! Must be a grumpy dude".

by wooljeans October 13, 2011

Semenated

another word for jizzed or busted a nut

I jut semenated all over her face.

by sspurv March 15, 2017

Smegface

Smegface is the Red Dwarf equivalent of Shitface, Fuckface, and other insults of that sort.

"Smeg" is a general-purpose swear word made up by Grant Naylor (the collective name of Doug Naylor and Rob Grant) for the Sci-fi Sitcom Red Dwarf, in order to get around language policies in TV.

The word was inspired by an Italian home appliance manufacturer going by the same name and not by smegma, like the first impression might rightfully suggest.

My roommate is 3 weeks late in his rent, but yesterday, he was rocking a pair of brand new sneakers, what a nervy smegface!!.
Hey waddup Smegface!!, long time no see!!

by Granudisimo February 8, 2018

Semenate

When you nut so hard your body castrates your dick and balls to protect itself.

Hey Tim! I just semenated, call My dad right now! Then call the god dam semen ambulance.

by Small pp equals big brain January 25, 2020