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Shelfed

When you let a fat guy fuck you doggy, and they have to set their fat stomach on your ass!
Damn, I got shelfed last night, dude was fat as fuck.
by kayteebaybee April 8, 2020
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selfIDmaxxing

SelfIDmaxxing is when you change your legal sex for personal without actually pursuing social or medical transition. Not to be confused with transmaxxing or dragmaxxing.

It sometimes work until it becomes too common and authorities add more restrictions potentially screwing over trans people in general.
By selfIDmaxxing you can enjoy cheaper earlier car insurance or earlier retirement but only in some places, you better move.
by vintologi August 28, 2023
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shelfed

To get unbelievably wasted, have an outrageously good time, and live up the night.
Let's get so fucking shelfed tonight! It'll be the best night of our lives!
by queerko January 13, 2014
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Selfeed

A hypnotic, never-ending, continuous scroll of selfies.
His Instagram is like a selfeed. It's only pictures of himself.

Selfeed.com is where all selfies go to live and then die a second later.
by Yourewritingme April 12, 2014
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selfecide

he was at the top of the cliff taking a selfee...and fell off ...I guess he committed "selfecide"
another selfecide at yosemite today...at the top of half dome
by guy1000001 January 7, 2019
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Selvedge

Selvedge is a middle school where all the kids won’t shut up (like many places). Being emo is apparently a big joke and all the popular kids are dumb and short and a lot of them simp hard for that red hair singer guy (Ed sheeran)
Oh no it’s selvedge kids hide your Ed Sheeran posters or they will uh… I’m done here
by Frostyw1nter February 17, 2022
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Selfe

To raise one's leg up on an object whilst applying weight on that leg while keeping your back straight with one hand either on your hip or on your mustache (Which expands to your neck on both sides of your face in a simple thin line) in a disturbing manner.

This position was named after the great Mark Selfe who first appeared in this motion as a football exercise to stretch the legs
R: "Hey, look at that kid"
D: "OMG HE'S DOING A SELFE!!!"
J: "God damn it" -facepalm-
by That kid from Morley July 7, 2011
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