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Secretary of the Pleasurey

A rank in government that regulates all adult entertainment (Porn Czar).
President Bill Clinton tried to appoint Larry Flint as Secretary of the Pleasurey in 1998 to divert attention from the Lewinski scandal.
by backotruck January 11, 2013
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Secretary Terrorist

The slang name/identity used to describe most undercover explosive experts.
"hello Bin Laden, i'm your secretary terrorist" Said the undercover FBI agent.
by Malcolm Turntable June 19, 2009
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Secretary of Offense

Position that would replace Secretary of Defense were Jesse Ventura to be President.
Jesse Ventura: I'm not going to have no wimpy Secretary of Defense. *I'm* going to have a Secretary of Offense, in the Department of Kicking Butt.
by rustyshackleford January 4, 2008
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secretary booth

What old men from Mexico call the desk a secretary sits behind.
Honey, what's the name of that girl that sits in Dr. Valdez' secretary booth?
by pimp juice from family feud March 26, 2010
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Secretary of Pleasury

A milf secretary who is a total whore and fucks with her boss. 9 out of ten times the boss is married, and she might have a family of her own too.
On break, i went to hand some papers over to the secretary, and walked out with my dick wet, courtesy of the Secretary of Pleasury
by mickeyd23 March 6, 2011
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secretary spread

Tendency of (mainly female) clerical and secretarial staff in large organizations to engage in office romance/sexual activity with superiors as means of professional advancement.
"Women have such low self-esteem that sometimes the secretary spread seems like the only route to success." New York Post
by TexDenim March 2, 2009
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Secretary F4C3M4N_ACTUAL

A dumbass cunt with the IQ of a pineapple, that can't even walk on two feet without sucking someones dick. He's so hated that even his fucking dad left him after his mom gave birth of the kid without any ears cause he gets what he wants. This is comparable to a fucking cockroach, nothing more, nothing less.
Secretary F4C3M4N_ACTUAL was walking through the park when he saw TACTlCALHAWK. All hell broke loose, and he eventually went rogue and sucked his dick. :smirk:
by TACTlCALHAWK July 25, 2017
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