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Siberian tour 

1. When a popular-in-the-past band goes on tour to the middle of nowhere to get some money.

2. When a band goes on tour to the middle of nowhere promised by a local show manager to meet amazing fanbase there and the tour results in moslty empty venue.

From rus. Sibiskiye Gastroli (Сибирские гастроли).
- Do you remember Scorpions?
- Do they still exist?
- They went on siberian tour to Russia again. *snap*
Siberian tour by xelectriquex January 11, 2013
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siberian chode 

An irregularly sized penis that has a greater width than length. The siberian chode tends to have many boyles and bumps towards the upper shaft and into the urethra. The semen produced from this estranged penis is highly acidic and has been known to cause burns inside of women. The siberian mosquito is a common carrier of the virus that causes this fucked up dick.
My friend Chris tore up Ariel with his siberian chode last night
Damn you funny as Fuck dude they may be shy at first but once there out of their shell they are CRAZY!
Hey seferina you a bad bitch
seferina by Ahshdk3bhwhajebwvwgw November 13, 2020
Very unique and one of a kind, Seriana is a cool, outgoing and hilarious girl, very fun to hang out with. Before you get to know her, she seems mean and unapproachable, but she'll attract you anyway because of how beautiful and charismatic she is, she IS sexy as hell, and once you talk to her, you'll feel like you've been friends forever because of how confortable she'll make you feel and how hard she'll make you laugh, you'll feel special right away and you'll feel like you can tell her everything, and you probably will, and she will listen. Though she is one of the kindest and sweetest person you'll meet, she is a bad bitch and most definitely she will ruin your life if you do her wrong, so be careful, you must know that you CANNOT pull any tricks on her, she knows everything to the point where she is able to predict your next move.
Seriana is so chill i could spend the whole week with her

Wow Seriana is such a badass !!
Seriana by itisbilltho December 25, 2019
In three words: tall, dark, and handsome. People with this name tend to have ravishing blue eyes and luscious brown hair. They attract all of the attention, and no girl can controvert his smooth talk and impossibly voluptuous looks. If you are really determined to get his attention, all you have to do is write him scandalous secret admirer letters and implant them in his locker when he's off eating lunch in the cafeteria. Oh, and if you really want to catch his eye, be sure to dedicate a song to him at a school dance, preferably "If U Seek Amy". While the song plays, dance around him and playfully tug on his tie until he gives in and dances with you. He may claim that he can't dance, but he's just being modest. Before you know it, you'll be texting him every night from 12-5. Guys with this name are handsome, sexy, steamy, juicy, red-hot, risque, spicy, orgasmic, and every other synonym of the word hot.
"Dayum, who's that guy over there? He is so fucking sexy, I feel like making out with him."

"Yea, that's Severiano. But don't get your hopes up, everybody wants a piece of that."
Severiano by IfUSeekAmyx33 July 9, 2009
In three words: tall, dark, and handsome. People with this name tend to have ravishing blue eyes and luscious brown hair. They attract all of the attention, and no girl can controvert his smooth talk and impossibly voluptuous looks. If you are really determined to get his attention, all you have to do is write him scandalous secret admirer letters and implant them in his locker when he's off eating lunch in the cafeteria. Oh, and if you really want to catch his eye, be sure to dedicate a song to him at a school dance, preferably "If U Seek Amy". While the song plays, dance around him and playfully tug on his tie until he gives in and dances with you. He may claim that he can't dance, but he's just being modest. Before you know it, you'll be texting him every night from 12-5. Guys with this name are handsome, sexy, steamy, juicy, red-hot, risque, spicy, orgasmic, and every other synonym of the word hot.
"Dayum, who's that guy over there? He is so fucking sexy, I feel like making out with him."

"Yea, that's Severiano. But don't get your hopes up, everybody wants a piece of that."
Severiano by IfUSeekAmyx33 July 9, 2009

Siberian Blizzard 

A wrestling move, popularized by Zangief. The wrestler takes an opponent in one hand and spins several times before rocketing into the air while still spinning. The opponent is then slammed into the ground head first from an incredible height.
If you ever enter my airspace again, I'm afraid I will have to Siberian Blizzard you.
Siberian Blizzard by Cornwad June 2, 2010