seaman

Possibly the worst super hero name ever

The adventures of seaman...............in your mothers ass womb

by randomnessperson March 24, 2007

Luke Seaman

Luke Seaman, also known as "Little Luke", is often way in over his head. He likes to play Fortnite and CSGO to hopefully start a professional gaming career on Twitch. He is often quick to anger, such as when Shane van Alstyne takes drinks from the refrigerator in his room or when Colin Dijan presses ALT+F4 on his 5th keyboard bought in 1 week. Other then that, Luke Seamans' are known to be dormant creatures with wide sex appeal. They are often rowdy with other men like Shane van Alstyne, but they tend to cool down after the 2nd or 3rd minute, unlike the person mentioned.

Person1 - OMG did you see Luke Seaman yesterday?
Person2 - Yes actually! He was roughhousing with the other boys at Hannaford the other day while his mother was buying him some Arizona Ice Tea for his 14 hour Fortnite grind.

Person1 - Wow I'm going to go watch him on Twitch right now!

by MiniMike2020 February 21, 2020

seaman

The name of Lewis and Clark's dog, who was eaten during the expedition.

When the expedition went over the Bitterroot Mountains, they became so hungry they had to eat Seaman.

by Slutty Old Man March 22, 2004

Stuffed Seaman

A term coined in the U.S. Navy by a bunch of Petty Officers after performing a circle jerk on a lone seaman recruit as part of Naval customs.

Franklin, did you hear about Schwab? He became the last of us to become a Stuffed Seaman. Now they are rotating the schedule and you're first up again.

by Yo' Mama May 5, 2004

Seaman

A Sega Dreamcast video game created by Yoot Saito released in the year 2000 in which the player keeps and evolving Egyptian carp with a human face and an antennae that eventually evolves into a frog with a human face and an antennae. The palyer is able to interract with the creature by talking to it with a microphone.

Yesterday I went to Jimmy's house to play seaman. It was awesome.

by garkmilst January 19, 2009

Seaman

David Seaman, also known as the former Arsenal goalkeeper. Only worth noting in this dictionary because of his surname.

Eugene: Andric, you are BoSnIcH
Andric: Oh yeah, SEAMAN!!
Eugene: NAH

by Andric Leong September 24, 2003

Able Bodied Seaman

Experienced deck department worker aboard a Merchant Ship of the United States. After working as an AB for awhile, one AB may be appointed Boatswain, or 'foreman' of the deck department.

Aside from the duties of an Ordinary Seaman, the AB may also be called on to steer the vessel as part of a bridge watch, and takes a more active role in loading/unloading the ship than the O.S.

After 365 days seatime, Johnny passed his examinations to become an Able Bodied Seaman

by DeepSeaSailorGuy May 30, 2007