seahorse 

1. a species of aquatic animal, especially one that is so beautiful and cute
2. an aquatic animal that looks good on blankets, towels, little bags, etc..

Usage:
I love the seahorses, they're so beautiful and cute. I love 'em

Seahorses. Forever.

seahorse by T-roy Jaankins April 12, 2011

bionic seahorse 

the bionic seahorse is a sex position featured in dane cook's vicious circle. it is the move in which the man raises one of his legs (as if he were stretching his quads), holds on to his foot, and does the motion of a seahorse moving through the water.

i totally cheated on tina with martin who can totally do the bionic seahorse

bionic seahorse by steve liu November 19, 2007

seahorse kneecaps 

A term you call someone or something that is useless

Fred:hey Jim can you help me hook up with this Jacob twiggs

Jim:nah I'm good fam

Fred:you're about as good as some "seahorse kneecaps"

seahorse kneecaps by PrapyJhonsPiza April 24, 2017

seahorses4eva 

Failure over a long period of time; irritating behaviour that serves no purpose but is prolonged and causes an individual to be a complete loser.

Jonathan keeps drinking more than he can handle and now he's seahorses4eva.

seahorses4eva by thebluestpill June 4, 2018

spawning seahorse 

The seahorse is performed when a sexual act takes place snorkeling in a body of water ( pool, ocean, lake, sinks-for little people). Once ejaculation is about to be reached the penis is removed from the orifice of sexual choice the female is pushed below the water surface and the ejaculate is released down her snorkel.

This can also serve as a good source of protein for the female if stranded at sea.

On a cruise in the mediterranean I met a real freak just south of Sicily. We spent the day snorkeling, the passion was hot and she suggested that I provide her with a mouthful of my manhood. Lets just say that I'm glad the snorkel was extralarge. As she guzzled down my lost offspring I embraced the moment and that was when the spawning seahorse was born.

spawning seahorse by theorighotcarl August 3, 2010

crusty ass seahorse eater

A guy who is crusty and eats seahorses

That crusty ass seahorse eater is searching for MORE seahorses to eat

crusty ass seahorse eater by Seahorse Eater April 20, 2017

Reverse SeaHorse

When a female lies on her back in the act of sex, lifts her legs behind her head, an the male inserts his penis into her vag while sitting on her legs in the opposite direction, then rocking back and forth like a seahorse swimming in the ocean

That Reverse SeaHorse really turned on my sexlife.

Reverse SeaHorse by Ronnie Corrado April 28, 2009