scrunchy

Grabbing a man's scrotum from behind and pulling it up through his ass cheeks, thus leaving him with a scrotum-wedgie.

Jimmy said that Ocho Cinco is the second best receiver in the NFL, so I gave him a scrunchy as punishment for his ignorance.

by Homotron April 7, 2007

Scrunchy

Shitty person

Stop being a scrunchy bitch

I’m feeling very scrunchy today

by Caiobellaaa October 11, 2020

Scrunchie

An insult to someone, calling someone a scrunchie.
Being called a scrunchie means you're a pai pai; a "good" person.

you're such a scrunchie

don't be a scrunchie

are you on scrunchies?

by British Scrunchie November 11, 2019

Scrunchie

These things that are hair ties except extra and if a girl gives you one she likes you so wear it back...

Hey, can I borrow a Scrunchie

by crazycatcrazyschool November 10, 2019

Scrunchy

Adjective. A sensual combination of Sexy and Crunchy.

Do you see that guy over there? He’s so scrunchy!

by Chaotic Asian January 16, 2020

Scrunchie

Scrunchie. A accsessory wich is mostly worn by VSCO girls.

"Hey Stacy! Do you own a Scrunchie?" "I do! I love it."

by You Only Live Once. October 24, 2019

Scrunchie

A scrunchie is a hair tie commonly worn by basic white girls.

“It doesn’t get more basic than a scrunchie and a fake tan.”

by Pussycat😋 March 27, 2019