Scrotum Pole

When four or more guys place their ball bags on top of one another's thus making a totem pole of male genitalia.

Steve Layz and the other guys from the local soup kitchen proudly dogpiled their hairy meatballs on top of each other. "we did it!" explained Layz "we've created a monumental Scrotum Pole, congratulations, now lets fuck like maniacs"

by Hatesmear Creepshow September 6, 2013

scrotumbrella

Similar to a teabag. Whenever you sneak up on someone while they are sleeping and stretch your sack over their face like an umbrella. Thus, the scrotumbrella.

Man, I snuck into Jeremy's room and gave him a scrotumbrella all over his mouth.

by Fryler Trench April 28, 2004

scrotum jelly

Semen, or cum, which is dispensed upon ejaculation.

When Bob got off, his scrotum jelly went everywhere.

by Rodfather June 20, 2005

Tree Scrotum

Tree Scrotum or Treescrotum.

The combination between a tree and a scrotum.
Can be used as a disorienting insult or an awkward silence breaker.

Guy 1: That's not what your mom was sayin in bed last night!
Guy 2: STFU tree scrotum!
Guy 1: ??
Guy 2: *punch*

Guy: So I was at this party last night when out of know where there was a crazy awkward silence. One guy tried busting out the awkward turtle, but it didn't work, so I yelled out "Tree Scrotum!"

by §3 Blaze May 14, 2010

scrotum champ

When a man or woman has mastered all possible fetishes with the male scrotum, he / she will then be crowned a "scrotum champ". It can also be used as an insult, which is commonly used to target someone's sexuality.

Guy: Hey girl, Rodney told me you were a scrotum champ.

Girl: Well, let's just say i know how to please a man.

OR

Guy: Hey chester, I'll kick your ass you piece of shit.

Other Guy: Atleast I'm not a scrotum champ, faggot.

by mike, blake, anthony July 28, 2006

scrotum beard

A normal beard. Except that it sprouts from a man's (usually) scrotum--his ballsack. They can be a variety of colors, and can come in many different shapes and sizes. Some are curlier than others, and some are thicker than others. It all really depends on the person. And legend has it--scrotum beards are actually what allows people who live in cold climates not to get scrotum frostbite.

Do you have a scrotum beard?

My scrotum beard is so long, you could call me a male Rapunzel!
(there's a video called "Repulsel" by Cyanide & Happiness that's kinda like this)

by Poofy Minion June 14, 2016

Stinky Scrotum

The particular odor that emits from a male's gentials when an abnormal amount of sweat combines with unwashed filth.

Bob: Dude what's that smell? Have you showered recently?
Tim: Nah brah, and I just went to the gym
Bob: Brah I can smell your stinky scrotum...

by Ohdoyanow May 23, 2011