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scrotastic

Something is ball tinglingly good
My! You are looking simply scrotastic tonight,my dear
by Eduard Cuntënheimer January 2, 2005
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Scrotum's End

There is a place where people go when their significant other controls them, some call it Hell. The official term is Scrotum's End.

There are rumors of a man who is so whipped, you can hear the snaps and cracks from miles away. This man's name is unknown, but he is a very attractive young male who's life spiraled down hill when he met, The Troll. The Troll is a terrifying beast who suppresses their mate and grinds their hopes and dreams down to a fine paste.

Scrotum's End has existed since the late 40s, where scientists created a multidimensional portal. This portal was the entrance to Scrotum's End. Foolishly,the scientists entered, not expecting what to see on the other side. What they found was nothing seen by human eyes before. It was a world that predicted the future for all couples. It showed torturous scenes of overweight boyfriends/girlfriends riding the backs of their scrawny significant other. Their mate trying to hold them up, running out of air, and dying. The scientists, as shocked as they were, left this strange land. However, some felt guilty for leaving and decided to give Scrotum's End another chance. "Maybe it's not going to be as bad as last time," they said quietly to themselves as they walked back through the portal. The scientists who remained on the outside knew the fate of the other foolish scientists. They closed the portal, never allowing them to return with the tales of horrors that ensued on the inside.
Person A: "Wow, Jordan's girlfriend sure is controlling!"
Person B: "Yeah I know, Jordan's stuck in Scrotum's End..."
Person A: "That poor, poor man."
by Draaxxy January 30, 2015
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scrotal angina

The tightening of the sack in a scary moment, causing lack of blood flow to the contents and ischaemic pain
Junior was just about holding together in a tight situation, when he was floored by an attack of scrotal angina
by Limbic Candy March 19, 2020
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scroatmeal

thick semen; from the scrotum
I jerked off my piss stick and shot scroatmeal all over.
by Salvo September 22, 2005
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scrotometry

British in origin. The practice of acting like a scrotum and general tom foolery.
He /she was indulging in scrotometry.
He/ she frequents a scrotometrist.
by Graham the hobbit September 15, 2006
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scrotal adhesion

Condition occuring when ones scrotum adheres to the side of ones leg, particularly on a hot humid day or after strenuous work. This problem more common to wearers of boxer shorts and summertime Florida residents.
Bob keeps shaking his leg, he must have a case of scrotal adhesion.
by wordman07 May 25, 2007
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