scrobbler

A sexual act involving a man's taint. The scrobbler (i.e., the one who gives a scrobbler) puts their face firmly against the taint and vigorously oscillates their head. Some scrobblers use their tongues on the taint for added pleasure for both parties.

A minor variation, known as the "balsamic scrobbler," is a scrobbler that is performed on a receiver who has not bathed for several days.

I wasn't sure where we were in our relationship; it didn't seem like he was really all that into me. But when he asked me for a scrobbler I knew for sure, he was the one.

by dnova March 7, 2010

Middle schooler

Middle schoolers are mostly kids that just hit puberty, and start getting really raspy voices. A large majority of them are kids that think they're tough, but in reality they're just cringey jerks. Not all of them are like this, but a large majority of them are like this.

Middle schooler: dude you're no match for me. I would knock you out without lifting a finger.

High schooler: dude you're still in middle school. Stop acting like you're strong.

by I don't care if I offended you December 14, 2019

scrouder

Pronoun. Derogatory. Someone who acts like a mentally deficient Australian. Defined in its entirity by the australian actor Russel Crowe.

Ohhh ya scrouder!

Anyone who listens to Russel Crowe's band 30 Odd Foot of Grunt has to be a scrouder.

Russel Crowe is a scrouder.

by The Nefarious Alex June 15, 2005

Home-schooler

Totally annoying people! They wear their pants too high and show about 12 inches of sock. They usually have pet chickens. The phrase "Jesus Freak" is written somewhere on their homemade bookbag. They piss in a room that is NOT attached to their house. They also believe that girls have cooties, even when they are 18 and over.

Yo, that home-schooler dresses like Napoleon Dynamite. His shit definitely ain't bizalley.

by Kingpre September 9, 2006

Schoolers Pledge

The silent pledge all grade schoolers take to never crap in a school toilet.

"I really gotta go, but I took the pledge."

by John Mahoney October 28, 2004

High Schoolers

High Schoolers: Teens who attend high school. Only it's more than that. High Schoolers have gone through the growing up of elementary school, the awkwardness of middle school, and are now pathfinding in high school. This shit's hard. Not a single kid has everything figured out. High school is the time for kids to discover themselves. Sometimes this means they will drink, smoke, wake up hungover, stay out until 2 am, hook up with people who they have no future with, and so fucking much more. But you can't blame them. They are just trying to figure out what their point is on this hell hole, what to stay away from, and what to keep doing. They will be depressed. Because hormones. You will see these teens falling in love with people who you would never expect to see them with. Don't fuck with them about it. They know what they're doing and love is inexplainable. If you sat down for just a second to remember your high school years, you'd soon realize you had the same rebellious feelings that High Schoolers do. Just let them live their lives. Let them make the most of it. Because you're only young for so long. Now is the time to learn.

"Stupid High Schoolers throwing that party next door! They should be studying hard."
"Yeah but you were that dumb once too, right?"

by obawsome November 27, 2017

scoodle

To make a copy of purchased recorded music rather than buy your own. Variation of words invented by the RIAA (Recording Industry Association of America) in the mid-1980s to attempt to put negative social pressure on people who would do such copying. The RIAA released a drawing of a "scoodler"; imagine a Grinch-like creature holding an audio cassette in each hand.

"Let me borrow your CD so I can scoodle it." Variations were used in Billboard Magazine, August 10, 1985 issue.

by ChrisInHwd April 6, 2010