scramardamden

A contraction meaning "scratched, marred, damaged, or dented".

Selling scramardamden goods on eBay is just asking for headaches.

by SpritizenKane December 14, 2013

saptard

A mixture of sap and tard. Used to offened someone that has done something stupid or annoying.

Paddy stop being such a saptard!

by Lauren.egan08 December 1, 2016

Craptard

A stupid ass person.

That guy from Telstra is a Craptard!!

by CrazyLawrence98 February 17, 2019

_.scraptrap._

Is the definition of an amazing man and smart gentleman

Your such a _.scraptrap._

by Ice_thedragon September 8, 2021

screwtard

A mixture of screw and retard.
Screw-tard

David: Hello smell my finger its my ass.

Collin: David your such a screwtard.

by Kieran999 May 11, 2006

Scrubtard

A perfect homogeneous blending of a scrub and a retard. Most commonly referring to people that are "bad" or "fucking stupid".

This kid isn't for the lulz, he is a scrubtard.

by Beansauce The Almighty March 13, 2009

craptardation

a common retardation, resulting from over-consuption of crappy entertainment products (e.g. Shakira songs or reality shows). people suffering from craptardation cannot differentiate between a bear and an ice-cream as well as between the super-gravity theory and the string theory.
generally these people have a crappy lifestyle and don't have sex regularly.

- ooh, i'm having so much fun listening to shakira, she is the best EVER!
- look over there! that's a bear! agh! it is coming right towards us! ruuuun!
- what bear, that's just a giant ice-cream. aaagh...
- die, u craptarded biatsh. u had a big craptardation quotient anyways.

by crapooligan April 20, 2007