Inhabitant of a slum in the North West of England called Liverpool.
Has a massive inferiority complex to the rest of the human race, thinks the world owes them a living, avoids all forms of work - claiming various disabilities.
Other definition "pikey in a council House"
Uniform Piss stained tracksuit bottoms, lacoste tshirt(unwashed) scuffed and stinky Fila trainers, Baseball cap worn at an absurd angle and a enough cheap gold jewellery (usually bought from Argos or stolen) to put Mr T to shame.
They speak like they are constantly attempting to cough up a greeny.
Avoid at all costs, attracted to all things shiny!
Has a massive inferiority complex to the rest of the human race, thinks the world owes them a living, avoids all forms of work - claiming various disabilities.
Other definition "pikey in a council House"
Uniform Piss stained tracksuit bottoms, lacoste tshirt(unwashed) scuffed and stinky Fila trainers, Baseball cap worn at an absurd angle and a enough cheap gold jewellery (usually bought from Argos or stolen) to put Mr T to shame.
They speak like they are constantly attempting to cough up a greeny.
Avoid at all costs, attracted to all things shiny!
by TheOne September 7, 2004
Get the SCOUSERmug. People from the greatest city in the UK, people are very friendly, city has more art galeries outside of London than any other city in the UK, oozing culture and class. The cities history is astounding, has two of the greatest football teams in the UK, very whity and intelligent people. Also famous for their world class Universities, medical and software excellence and the most vibrant music scene in the UK, possibly the world. The only people who have a pop at 'scousers' are those originating from less prosperous areas (See Wool or Manc) I have never met a bad scouser and i've met many, all up for a laugh, fun loving and intelligent. And i'm from and live down south!.
What a charming man, very whitty, intelligent, loves good music, great at football, has 35 letters after his name... still loves a good laugh and a drink... must be a scouser!
by Dan Dare September 28, 2006
Get the scousermug. Voted European Capital Of Culture 2008, beating 11 other cities.
The finalists were Birmingham, Bristol, Cardiff, Liverpool, Newcastle-GatesHead and oxford. Liverpool beat these cities to scoop up the culture award.
The finalists were Birmingham, Bristol, Cardiff, Liverpool, Newcastle-GatesHead and oxford. Liverpool beat these cities to scoop up the culture award.
by Louise February 15, 2005
Get the scousermug. im a scouser and i hate the fact that we are always branded something .my boyfriends family is always taking the mick and it just get on my nerves but if i get worked up they all say " calme down calme down" n then laugh for about 10 mins.
you called us everything under the sun after that antony lad got murdered but what you failed to see was the love people expressed for his famiily after that dredded night hundreds of people stood up and said 'this is wrong' and hundreds of people laid flowers and did walkes for him.
so next time you meet a scouser get to no them first you never no they might just turn out to be (as weired as this sounds) alright people.
you called us everything under the sun after that antony lad got murdered but what you failed to see was the love people expressed for his famiily after that dredded night hundreds of people stood up and said 'this is wrong' and hundreds of people laid flowers and did walkes for him.
so next time you meet a scouser get to no them first you never no they might just turn out to be (as weired as this sounds) alright people.
by becky h April 14, 2006
Get the scousermug. 
Get the scousermug. I live in Liverpool, and whoever has wrote stuff about scousers are wrong. You's are just stereotypical, and scallys are in every country! But because of our accent it makes us all scallys. i live here and i know not everyones like that and im not making us sound good. half of the people who have wrote in this are probaly MANCS!
by Ye laa! December 14, 2003
Get the Scousermug. People from liverpool are robbing bastards that even stole my mates wheel trims off his car!usually on the dole and speak with the shittest accent know to man!!!
gd joke on those scouse bastrads behalf:
whats long round and scouse? ...the dole queue
gd joke on those scouse bastrads behalf:
whats long round and scouse? ...the dole queue
scouser1: hey look at that sofa thats been thrown out!
scouser2: fuk yeh lets get it, i need 1 coz dole office wunt give me money to buy a new 1
scouser1: well in true scousers fasion we got the nicked goods
scouser2: fuk yeh lets get it, i need 1 coz dole office wunt give me money to buy a new 1
scouser1: well in true scousers fasion we got the nicked goods
by Burnley fan November 21, 2006
Get the scousersmug.