Scouse briefcase

A plastic shopping bag, likely to be from such supermarkets as ASDA or Netto. Used to carry a variety of non-shopping items, eg. books. Once they fall into disuse they can be seen blowing aimlessly in the wind.

(At an Everton match) "Get that Scouse briefcase off the football pitch!"

Scouse briefcase by Bruin Suiker April 19, 2010

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scouse house

really corny bouncy house music, most of the songs are happy hardcore rehashes, really easy to make and mix

scouse house by george wood November 9, 2003

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Scouse Laptop

A pizza box.

I am starving and the kebab establishment is closed for re-decoration.

> Lets pop down to Domino's for a Scouse Laptop !

Scouse Laptop by eddy_52 September 22, 2009

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scouse house

the best type of dance u will hear. so much better than this shitty tall paul crap.

scouse house by Mark Thomas September 13, 2003

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Scouse of distinction

George Harrison.

George: Ay, but don't rush. None of your five-bar gate jumps-it-over sort of stuff.
Paul: What's that supposed to mean?
George: I dunno, thought it sounded distinguished like.
John: George Harrison, scouse of distinction.

Scouse of distinction by vazdox January 11, 2021

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Scouse Shower

Scouse Shower (n)

When in a rush in the morning and you dont have time to have a real shower, you just spray on some deodorant.

"I didn't have time to have a shower when i left Tara's this morning, so i grabbed a quick "Scouse Shower" until i get home.

Scouse Shower by rumpire June 3, 2005

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Scouse Logic

The term "Scouse Logic" is applied to anything unsavoury or scummy suggested or perpetrated by somebody else. It comes from the idea that Scousers are, in general, the least human of all UK residents and behave like coke fuelled Nazi's at the best of times. Not all people from Liverpool are Scousers, but the ones that are should be easy to spot. The children eat nothing but pie and crisps, whilst their fathers regularly eat pavement and swallow their own teeth after picking yet another senseless fight. Nobody knows much about the mothers, you can rarely find them.

"We should drag that wrestler to the floor and give him a kicking."

"Seriously? You're seriously suggesting that we......ah, mate, that's Scouse Logic!!"

Scouse Logic by MagickDio March 6, 2010

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