dirty scotsman

when a guy goes down on a girl on her period, and receives a red moustache/beard combo as a result

I was all like, Gunter, I'm totally on the rag, and he's all like, sweet. So I gave him the dirty scotsman

by SmallyK February 10, 2005

Scottsdale

A bunch of rich spoiled cousin fuckers that beg for there parents money

I fucking hate those Scottsdale fuckers

by Zachariasmithtomson October 22, 2019

Scottsdale

An affluent suburb of Phoenix that was criticized for being a haven for the nouveau riche 60 years ago, but now that the area is verging on old money, people have developed jealously towards it. People stereotype the area for expensive mansions, but the area is mostly $450,000 single-family homes. Scottsdale also has trailers, apartments, condos, and townhomes, but people focus on the minority super-rich in the area. There's also a huge difference between South Scottsdale and North Scottsdale. Living in Scottsdale does not necessarily mean you're stuck-up...it mostly likely means you want a safe area, good schools, nice homes, excellent shopping, and world class resorts.

Scottsdale's nickname is 'Snobbsdale'.

Scottsdale is the closest thing to Hollywood in Arizona.

A lot of celebrities flock to Scottsdale because of its resorts, golfing, and low-key nature.

by EA888 July 28, 2013

shortsman disease

A disease that only exists in people that are shorter than average height. Symtoms include easily becoming angry at others, trying to hard to prove yourself, doing anything you can to hide your height.

Why is ben acting like such a dick?" "Its probably his shortsman disease.

by Ben Councel September 24, 2011

sportsman double

Old english for a mother and daughter threesome.

"so I hooked up with these two gals last night, 21 and the other had to be atleast 40!"

"Dude! You just pulled a Sportsman Double!"

by a-jizzy October 18, 2007

Scotsman's scarf

The act of taking a long shit and wrapping it around somebody's neck for warmth. Most likely to occur in Cumnock (Ayrshire) or similar towns, where people can often be found sleeping on the street after a heavy night and somebody thought it would be funny/helpful to commit this act on them.

Hey Ewan, look at wee Angus sleeping in that doorway
Aye, he's had a few too many
Let's give him a Scotsman's scarf before he catches pneumonia

by mackemsam August 17, 2016

Scottsdale

Scottsdale, Arizona. Even though it is just a dry, hot and dusty place with no natural resources, people there are often snobbish and think it is a very prestigious place to live because it has a lot of man-made features like golf courses and it is more expensive than other places in Arizona.

Those girls we met in Scottsdale were superficial bitches.

by JS January 16, 2004