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scoops ahoy 

person 1: where does robin and steve work again?
person 2: scoops ahoy!
scoops ahoy by microwaverry July 16, 2022

Pudding Scoops

Breasts lacking structural integrity, aka saggy and mushy, to which their bra cups serve as scoops holding up two pudding-like piles of boob.
"I wish Tina would stop wearing low-cut shirts so my wondering eyes didn't have to see her pudding scoops all day long."

"Dude that girl I nailed last night, had pudding scoops. When I took her bra off, her tits looked like two deflated water balloons".
Pudding Scoops by duckslayer11 November 22, 2011

two scoops

When you grab and squeeze a girl/woman's breasts.
Guy-How many raisin's are in Raisin Bran??
Girl-Uh...I don't know..wtf are you talking about?
Guy-*Grabs the girls chest* Two scoops!
two scoops by FiremanPhil May 14, 2008

few scoops 

Barry: “What’s the point I’m going out?”

Larry: “Few scoops man”
few scoops by masterblaster_69 September 13, 2018

Free Scoops 

Where you cup your hand and with an upward motion scoop another persons breast and say "free scoops" if done to a woman you may face sexual harrasment charges.
" You know what DQ is giving out this month. FREE SCOOPS "
Free Scoops by BOW_DOG May 18, 2006

2 scoops 

Lunch made for a middle-aged man by his elderly mother
Come pick up your 2 scoops of tuna!
2 scoops by Borderline Brandon December 21, 2014