Scooter Kid

A derogatory term for an ill-mannered child with a scooter at a skate park. Their parents usually take them to skate parks under the impression that it's a playground, when in fact it is a very dangerous place for a small and unexperienced child. A scooter kid has no grasp of the unwritten rules of not being an ass at the skatepark. They regularly cut in front of people (aka snaking) and as a result, they will accidentally get hit by a skater, causing the scooter kid and the skater to fall and get hurt. Scooter kids never admit that they are in the wrong, and they are widely regarded to be a skatepark plague.

Scooter Kid: Why would you hit me? You're so meeeaaan! (Sobs)

by K A S I A May 27, 2019

Beer Scooter

The ability to get home after a night out on the booze and not remember it
i.e. "I don't remember getting home last night, I must have caught the
beer scooter".

by Karlito April 20, 2003

Schoolsterbation

When you get bored in class so you start shoving pencils, erasers, paper, desks, and other students up your butthole.

Kid:"I was so bored that i decided to perform schoolsterbation and shoved Jimmy up my ass."

by We can start at the penis October 31, 2013

Scooter Ankle

The act of a razor hitting your ankle so hark that it is the single most painful thing in the universe.

Back in the middle ages, Scooter Ankle was used as a torture device

by YeetersonPeterson May 12, 2020

scooter snake

Possibly one of the most annoying creatures alive, they mostly consist of a 8 - 11 year old on a scooter who think their top shitcool if they swear and/or drink and smoke. Most of these fucktards hangout at skateparks and beak the skaters who would beat the living shit out of them but the snoby rich parents would retaliate

Skater1: Aww man here come Jacob he's such a scooter snake

Skater 2:Ya so much for skateing in peace
Scooter snake: sup niggas what some weed

Skater 1: dude your 10 years old and white

by make_that_booty_clap December 24, 2014

Scoober doober

Used as a nick name... Not necessarily affiliated with "scooby doo" but is a way to describe your emotion.

GIRL: I'm fine.

GIRL(what she actually means): I'm scoober doober.

by baybays112 July 20, 2016

scooter tramp

a common term for an old school biker

He's no scooter tramp, just a yuppie with a harley

by Ridge80 September 19, 2005