schlockmeister

A purveyor of cheap, low-quality goods.

Judy, where did you buy that crummy blouse?

I got it over at Benny's Dry Goods.

That Benny is a real schlockmeister!

by Tuna Wanda May 22, 2005

Schlock

(shlok) schlocked, schlock*y, schlock*ish

Origin: 1910-15 Yiddish word 'shlak'

-adjective
1. Something that lacks integrity or truth. A lie.
-noun
2. An object that holds little or no value.

1. Daniel: "Thanks man...I'll pay you back as soon as I can!"
David: "What a load of schlock!"
2. Daniel: "What do you think about Britney Spears' new album?"
David: "Its a worthless piece of scholck, that's what I think!"

by Mr.3d PHD March 7, 2008

clean someone's clock

to strike and punish someone

I am about ready to clean someone's clock.

by Light Joker April 27, 2006

splockerbligger

the horizontal line that joins your butt cheek to your thigh
(therefore you have two splockerbliggers, as long as you have two butt cheeks and two thighs that is)

"What would you do if i poked your splockerbligger?"
"MY WHAT?"
"Your splockerbligger." *pointing to area joining butt cheek to thigh*

by miss_splockerbligger March 11, 2009

schlock ball

A game involving the throwing of wet tennis balls against other people's backs thus making the sound schlock.

Person A: let's have a game of schlock ball.
Person B: Fuck Off!

by The WordMaster May 24, 2003

schlocky

Of inferior quality or junky.

If you buy a tool that says "made in China", be assured it is schlocky.

by harry flashman July 25, 2003

schock

a chick magnet, ladies man, or sex god.

That dudes a total schock.

by George Chalaveettil January 10, 2009