Scientologist

Someone who follows a complete bull shit religion, which was invented by a povvo science fiction writer who bet his friend that he "could make more money if he made up his own Religion". This is probably the most hated group of people in the world because they believe that some little green assholes are gonna come down to earth for no explanatory reson and exterminate us. Except for the (loser) deluded few that actually believe this shit is gonna happen who will be saved and have many alien- human hybrid freaks. Oh, and they take people's money.

The Aliens allowed Tom Cruise into the planet of Dicktron because he was a scientologist, and the rest of us are screwed.

by Jack De October 18, 2008

scientology

In other words, the biggest scam on the planet in its entire history. Anyone believing what this "religion" does is true, is brainwashed. They interfered with rescue efforts at the WTC on 9/11, and after being forcefully removed, walked back in, and tried to SELL their shit to people who were bleeding, crying, and desperately looking for friends and family . It's a religion based upon a horrible book aimed at converting everyone to be rid of "crime, insanity" and everything else they believe to be bad. All definitions on this website claiming Scientology is beneficial and good, are probably written by brainwashed arses.

WTC, 9/11 - Interfered with paramedics and others attempting to rescue, tried to make profit selling their books there.

London Bombings - Again attempted to interfere with paramedics by trying to "touch" those they were tending to.

The Internet - Launching cases against anyone and everyone who writes anything negative about them. If they find the person's ISP, they sue the ISP as well.

Free Speech - They claim to endorse it, but one bad word against them turns into a hundred lawsuits.

by Scientology Sucks August 31, 2005

Practicing Scientology

the act of smoking marijuana in an automobile while driving. derived from the term "cruise", which then led to "tom cruise", and eventually became "Practicing Scientology"

hey man, I got a philly, some weed, and a quarter tank of gas. wanna start practicing scientology?

by aanne June 22, 2010

Scientology

Scientology was founded by L. Ron Hubbard in the 20th century.

Scientology is practically a fake, lie, sham, con or deceitful, whatever you wish to call it. Scientology takes advantage of the gullibility and stupidity of people around the world, just to earn extra pocket money.

Scientology believes that a warlord known as "Xenu" obliterated a bunch of aliens a very long time ago. The bad souls of the aliens, called "Thetans", feed our body, thus making us depressed. They believe the only way of getting rid of these "Thetans" are to pay the Church of Scientology more money.

Only people with a large amount of stupidity and gullibillity would join this cult, such as Tom Cruise.

If you're thinking of joining Scientology, you are one gullible and stupid human being.

by Scientology is Shit July 7, 2008

church of scientology

A corporation masquerading as a religion and only succeeding as a cult; a major bringer of lulz unless they're killing off members of their congregation or disconnecting families. Lovers of free speech unless the free speech is being used against them, in which case they will stalk you and sue your ass faster than a fat kid pissed at McDonalds. Run by a midget who is BFF with Tom Cruise. Exists to give members of Chanology something to do other than sit around and fap all day. Their religion runs towards asking for moar monies and making fields of wildflowers for Tom Cruise to run through.

Also, they hate the gays.

The Church of Scientology defines scientology as "the study of truth." The rest of the world defines them as masters of the footbullet.

by PQ David May 22, 2008

Scientology

Scientology is a mock religion created by the reincarnation of Hitler, Robert E. Lee, Benedict Arnold, and Satan himself. For the purposes of this article this culmination of people will be referred to as Ron L. Hubbard. Hubbard wrote a book called Dianetics for people who hate themselves but think they are to cool to go emo. The first edition of this book had special brainwashing powers and caused whoever reads it to subscribe to the religion scientology. When this was found out, the publisher stopped puting the brainwashing chips in, but the cult following grew. The basic beliefs are that aliens were killed by an alien and got blown up so bad that they died and got stuck in our brains. The sole purpose of these alien pricks is to piss us off. The hierarches of scientology make their followers give them all of their money. This money is then forwarded to Satan for his crusade against Jesus. In recent times, with his growing power, Satan created "Scientolobabies" who grew into celebrities spreading scientology bullshit.

Oh my God its scientology SHOOT IT!!!!

by castleking August 25, 2006

Scientology

Not to be confused with actual science or religion, this sad excuse for a religion is laughable. Created by a science fiction writer "Scientology" is almost like one of those second person choose your own adventure books.

The word science does not actually appear in the name. Instead we have "Scient," a make believe term that pulp fiction author L. Ron Hubbard made himself. He made up this word when he made up his biggest science fiction story of all time, "Scientology."

John: Hey Bill wanna join up at the church of Scientology with me?

Bill: Are you out of your fucking mind!

by alternatealien October 24, 2007