Schween

A penis, esp. an erect one

Dude, I showed Tamara my schween last night and she pointed and laughed at it!

by QuiteRadical February 3, 2015

Schweeze

To move to another area or location in order to release gas.

Dude if you're gonna do it at least Schweeze

by The Xtended Weekend January 2, 2011

Shweetness

Havinig Shweetness is to have awesomeness, amazingness, or any other word that has a posotive meaning towards the person who has shweetness.

The essence of being Shweet

Kayla is so fucking shweet

Dude, me and Kayla got to 3rd! No way! Shweetness

Did you see Kayla's ass? Shweetness

by Ethan N June 29, 2008

schweel

To take a large pull of liquor generally from the bottle, can also refer to taking a drag from a cigarette or taking a hit from a pipe

Hey man I'm out of cigarettes give me a schweel off yours.

Hey give me that bottle of whiskey I need to take a schweel off of it.

Hey man pass it this way I'm going to take a schweel off that pipe.

by emmersem June 30, 2010

Schkeet

Schkeet is everything. Noun, adjective, verb, adverb, pronoun. It means whatever you make of it. Enunciation can also affect the meaning. Use with caution, as it is a dirty word to some.

1. Schkeet banana.

2. Schkeet off you schkeetin’ schkeet.

by Banana Dollar July 3, 2018

Vanellope Von Shweetz

The cartoon equivalent of a young Karen. She used to be a good character in Wreck it Ralph 1, but is now a total asshole in the sequel that does not consider the consequences of her actions (except that one scene where Ralph nearly gets her killed, until he told her why he tried to stop her from going Turbo). She ended up going Turbo at the end of Wreck it Ralph 2 anyway and got away with it, unlike anyone in the first movie.

Person 1: I hate everyone around me and I only care about myself.
Person 2: Stop acting like a Vanellope Von Shweetz.

by CrazyCockatoo2003 December 22, 2020

Schwetty balls

Schwetty's balls, from Saturday Night Live.

I can't help but notice your balls are a little mishapen..
I can't wait to get my mouth around this ball..
Noone can resist my Schwetty balls.
Mmmmm.. balls

by Guerin Platte November 4, 2006